chess

chess is food and you CAN have sex with it

i want to f*ck her like my chess

by i-f*cked-maverick November 24, 2022

chess duck

an annoying duck that blocks chess pieces from crossing.

pawn: WHY U block promote?
chess duck: QUAC
KUAC QUAKC

Pawn: *dies of cringe*

by psudonym? September 24, 2022

chess addiction

lol

a chess distraction called chess addiction

by psudonym? September 25, 2022

chess

a game in which anal beads are actively present and involved.

GUY 1: "Hey bro, you wanna play chess"

GUY 2: " Yeah... let me grab my beads"...

by Holga135 October 8, 2022

chesse

its good

idk its chesse

by idk a good username October 12, 2022

Go play chess

An intelligent way to say go fuck yourself to a teammate in online video games.

wtf u doing? go play chess
dude, delete the game and go play chess

by trovlerboker October 18, 2022

Chess

If two people never sit down at a table and engage in the chess match, none of the pieces on the board, not even the queen (the most powerful piece) has any real power. The closer somebody gets you to the board, the more of the illusion you miss.

As long as somebody can get you to play chess, they can also get you to do what they want you to do.

by The Original Agahnim December 17, 2021