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Chevy Cavalier

Easily the worst car in automobile history. Can be found being drivin by pedofile 20 year old men that wear backwards caps and wife beaters.
In attempts to making their car look japanese, these drivers will attach poorly installed underbody lights and unattractive altezza style taillights.
"That guy driving that Chevy Cavalier should sell his car, buy a gun with the money, and shoot himself."
by Pompey-San November 28, 2003
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Look at how he dresses. He must be a gay cavalero
by Gregg Hultberg May 1, 2005
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Cavalry Scout

In the most simple terms, a Cavalry Scout is too brave to hold an administrative position, but too much of a pussy to be an infantrymen.

They wear their spurs loud and proud and more than likely claim that they are "RECON!" or "HARDER THAN YOU" neither of which is true. They talk quite a bit, especially at bars, with wild delusions of grandeur and that they are practically infantrymen. This of course makes their ever annoying presence intolerable. Cav Scouts talk like 16 year old girls making them more obnoxious than Marines.

They're job is actually entirely outdated and they really exist on tradition alone. Definitely members of the Silly Hat Club. Total wannabes by nature. It is a proven fact that Cav Scouts cock block themselves.
Grunt #1: OMG. Cav Scouts just showed up.

Grunt #2: I thought people with down syndrome weren't allowed to drink, drive, or join the military.

Cavalry Scout: DURRR DUUUr BA DUURR DURRR DERPP DERPPPP BA DERRPA DURRRRR
by elwoodblues85 July 7, 2011
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Chakalaka

A loud noise, sound, or (someone's) voice. Can be used as a verb, or noun.
Verb: "she chakalakad so loud, I could barely hear myself think!"
Noun (bird): "look at that gorgeous chakalaka bird! Such a rare beauty! Hurry, and snap a picture while you still can!"
The chakalaka bird warbled loudly.
I could hear her chakalaka from all the way across the street.
by #AlwaysRight May 25, 2014
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Chevy Cavalier

A Cheaply manufactured foreign car that has a General Motors badge on it. Build quality is nothing short of terrible. None of the parts fit right. Vital components tend to break before non vital ones (Ignition breaks before the stereo does), With it's tiny, emission-control choked I-4 it sounds as cheap as it is.
Has a terribly short life expectancy.
Me: Wow. We have a 98 Cavalier in the shop already, eh? What Happened?
Dan: What didn't? The timing belt snapped like glass dipped in dry-ice, the ignition won't turn, the starter is history, and it's stuck in 3rd gear.
Me: I see... How many miles does it have on it.
Dan: About 63K.

See also Mechanic's Friend
by Talen the Twitchy January 4, 2005
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The First Lady loves to be a cavalry scout.
by theGC December 15, 2013
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Chavalier

Formerly a Vauxhall Cavalier car but now any form of motor vehicle driven by chavs. Usually fitted with at least one fart pipe and sporting several months of social security payments worth of speakers (and about 10 times more than the car cost) to play hip hop gangsta rap that the occupants can't actually understand a word of. The Chavalier is normally driven with such laws of physics challenging acceleration/retardation that on stopping the car the townies inside continue to rock their heads back and forth like tortoises on speed.
"i say, what on earth is that awful sound?"
"chill out, bro, Nige just gotta new set of bins in his Chavalier"
by Bobman UK October 25, 2006
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