dropping the chalupa

A unique sexual activity requiring advance preparation and a girl you never want to see again. Before sex, get a condom and fill it with every bodily excrement imaginable. (i.e. shit, piss, vomit, snot, sweat, cum, saliva, and that diarrhea liquid shit). Tie off the condom like a water baloon, and stash it somewhere near the bed where it can be discreetly reached. During sex, change to doggie style, and just as you cum, break the condom over her fucking head!

"Hey, what happened to that chick you took home last night? You gonna see her again?"

"Naw, I dropped the chalupa, so she won't be coming around again."

"Oh, cool. Well, then can I have her number?"

by Matzilla August 23, 2004

Chalan

Helper or assistant. Usually the lowest ranking bastard in the crew. He's the fucking go-for.

I just the chalan to get coffee

by Mexicanito September 16, 2004

chaluped

when taco bell is the only thing that sounds good despite the vast selection of fast food restaurants available, so you eat there and regret it 45 minutes later.

I was chaluped at lunch today, I just couldn't stop thinking outside the bun. damnit.. they got me hook line and sinker, now excuse me while I go sink one.

by the clam man June 19, 2009

Purdue Calumet

Established as a "satellite campus" of the main campus in West Lafayette, Indiana, Purdue University Calumet was founded as full time university in the northwestern corner of Indiana. Purdue Calumet prides itself on maintaining good standards while at the same preparing its students for the economy and world beyond the borders of Democratic dominated Lake County. Having accomplished a great victory in borrowing the Purdue name, Purdue Calumet then decided to implement a typical Lake County tradition: Overcharge the students, and make introductory course work seemingly impossible in the non-liberal arts departments so as to continue the gouging. Purdue Calumet prefers to charge its students insane tuition and other "non-deferential" charges so as to turn over large profits yearly. Of course with all the Democratic "Chicago Machine" government and infleunce in the way, it's telltale that the IRS would never really come after Purdue Calumet, after all, as long as prominent local goverment leaders are driving to work in a brand new Mercedes Benz, the IRS and the rest of the outside world won't know any better. Although Purdue Calumet is a state funded school, and by law NOT supposed to adapt to any particular poltical stance or party, Purdue Calumet just loves to make shoe polish out of shit. Instead of looking at an issue in a different light, Purdue Calumet's teachers and many students are quick to hop on the "anti-everything" bandwagon, even though at time, facts may not be clear and concise. This school makes it a seemingly serious offense to be conservative and actually believe in something if it's not on Ted Kennedy's or Jesse Jackson's camera chasing agenda. Take the War in Iraq as example. Rather than tell unwashed, uninformed, and clearly biased protestors to just stay at home or take their protesting elsewhere, the school invites them in and gives them podium time allowing them to piss and moan about how evil the US government is. Purdue Calumet is known for their gift at alienating certain groups of people. The school is quick to give concessions based on race to blacks, but not the same treatment to white or hispanic students, and the school harbors deep resentment towards ex-military and War Veterans in general, often times treating them with a paternalistic, second hand attitude.

Purdue Calumet: Enroll today to get ripped off.

Yeah, they make the basic science and math courses harder than need be, so Liberal Arts majors will fail and have to pay more money. It's a typical Lake County scam.

by Johnny hates NOVA May 18, 2006

chalupes

Money, currency, endz

Ho, I gots to get my chalupes.

by Stan M September 8, 2005

chalupa bean

the clitoris, especially when visible through tight pants

She had such a bad camel toe that I could even see her chalupa bean!

by Juke Joint Jezebel September 28, 2005

chalabi

Cannabis, either resin or leaf.

A term used in London and the South East of England. Originally nicknamed cheeba (taken from the song "Space Cowboy" by Jamiroquai) circa 1993, and subsequently becoming known as chubby. Due to the invasion of Afghanistan and the installed regime, Chelabi became the next logical progression.

Several variations on the theme are Chubby, Chubbage, Hans Chelabi, Yohans Chelabi, Corporal Chelabi, The Hans, The Corporal

"Oi! Gimp, pass me the skins, baccy and chalabi - I need to bill up"

by banj July 9, 2004