An unusual and strange paraphilia involving dragons and cars in which, well, are engaging in sexual acts.
r/dragonsfuckingcars is a popular online community dedicated to this paraphilia, often a lost redditor would stumble upon this place and would either find themselves a newfound arousal, or needing to get an eyebleach and forever be cursed with what they can't unsee.
r/dragonsfuckingcars is a popular online community dedicated to this paraphilia, often a lost redditor would stumble upon this place and would either find themselves a newfound arousal, or needing to get an eyebleach and forever be cursed with what they can't unsee.
Dragon: *Inserts its majestic penis in the car's black oil-slicked exhaust pipes
Car: Hnnnngggggg AHHHHH HARDER!!!
Dragon: *As its about to orgasm, the dragon retreats its cock and insert it to the fuel tank
Dragon: Ughh I'm gonna cum, FUCCKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!
Car: *Gets refueled by the dragon's majestic seed
Dragon: (*Pants, *Pants) Hah, that was so good.
Dragons Fucking Cars is awesome
Car: Hnnnngggggg AHHHHH HARDER!!!
Dragon: *As its about to orgasm, the dragon retreats its cock and insert it to the fuel tank
Dragon: Ughh I'm gonna cum, FUCCKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!
Car: *Gets refueled by the dragon's majestic seed
Dragon: (*Pants, *Pants) Hah, that was so good.
Dragons Fucking Cars is awesome
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the best place in the world even though there are alot of rich stuck up bitches but theres some everywhere also CHS is the best
by pink eye August 25, 2003
Get the carlsbad mug.1. An individual that is very good at games that involve playing cards of some sort
2. An individual that sews until the wee hours of the morning, often losing sleep over correct stitching methods or zipper attachment. Beware when this type of individual does sleep, however, for there is often a strong, pungeunt draft that occompanies slumber.
See: windtunnel
2. An individual that sews until the wee hours of the morning, often losing sleep over correct stitching methods or zipper attachment. Beware when this type of individual does sleep, however, for there is often a strong, pungeunt draft that occompanies slumber.
See: windtunnel
1. That guy playing Texas Hold-em is a total cardshark.
2. Dude, CardShark over there totally just cut one as he slept!
2. Dude, CardShark over there totally just cut one as he slept!
by Pedobear February 23, 2005
Get the cardshark mug.Stoners are what the word just explains. They go out around Carlsbad and find the "primest spots to toke at brah" most of them are skinny kids with severe ADHD. The other half of them are the Carlsbad lacrosse team. The "Rats" in Carlsbad are stoners which noone in Carlsbad cares for except if you're a rat.
On the opposite side there are the people who are opposed to stoners. These mostly consist of bitchy girls from Carlsbad High's Sound Express Choir class. They will say "Oh my god, that's bad for you." Then they will turn around and do it with the stoners. They pretend like they care when in actuality they are just pissed they want to get high but dont want the reputation. They are dumb.
The last side you can be on is the observers. They dont give two shakes what you do.
All in all Carlsbad's a sick place if you're a stoner. Or so ive heard.
On the opposite side there are the people who are opposed to stoners. These mostly consist of bitchy girls from Carlsbad High's Sound Express Choir class. They will say "Oh my god, that's bad for you." Then they will turn around and do it with the stoners. They pretend like they care when in actuality they are just pissed they want to get high but dont want the reputation. They are dumb.
The last side you can be on is the observers. They dont give two shakes what you do.
All in all Carlsbad's a sick place if you're a stoner. Or so ive heard.
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