by Hugh Jainis March 8, 2017
Get the Bumper Carsmug. Two strongmen competitors injecting steroids into each others asses while sticking their dicks in between each others biceps to oil up for a show. This is all done inside of a 1964 Chevelle while Lil' Jon's "Get Low" and Devo's "Whip It" play simultaneously. This usually results in both being filled with a sensation that they are nodding on Oxycontin with Vick's Vapor rub in their noses with half a broom stick shoved in each others ass.
Hey Jerry, our show's tonight, you up for a quick muscle bumper?
That was one hell of a rave last night, I feel like I've just had a muscle bumper!
That was one hell of a rave last night, I feel like I've just had a muscle bumper!
by cum sticker fanatic December 15, 2010
Get the Muscle Bumpermug. Noun. A term used to describe the act of two men having double penetration sex with a woman, whereas each man has at least a 12 inch penis, and are standing. With each thrust, the men's testicles are repeatedly hitting each other, making a thumping sound. Commonly causes Sticky Bumper Balls.
Guy1: "Your mother likes bumper balls, doesn't she?"
Guy2: "How'd you know?"
Guy1: "Nick and I were not at your house to watch the dog."
Guy2: "How'd you know?"
Guy1: "Nick and I were not at your house to watch the dog."
by MarkBolo February 7, 2007
Get the Bumper Ballsmug. retarded slogans on rectangular stickers that are attached to many crappy cars. people who have brand new cars feel they're too cool to put bumper stickers on that nice shiny mustang. over time, they will.examples of said bumper stickers are:
My child is an Honors Student!
Jesus loves you!
If you have animals called pets why do you eat animals called food?
Im a Proud Soccer Mom!
stuff with college football logos
My child is an Honors Student!
Jesus loves you!
If you have animals called pets why do you eat animals called food?
Im a Proud Soccer Mom!
stuff with college football logos
on the back of a crappy nissan- "Jesus loves you, but everyone thinks your an asshole!" bumper stickers
on the back of a shiny SUV- TINY family stick figure bumper stickers boasting about your perfect family and pets.
on the back of a shiny SUV- TINY family stick figure bumper stickers boasting about your perfect family and pets.
by imsocoolishaticecubes! October 9, 2008
Get the bumper stickersmug. by rasta man August 2, 2003
Get the bumper clotmug. Derived from bible thumper
An automobile that:
* Is valued at less than $1000.00
* Is covered with more than a dozen bumper stickers preaching an ideal you disagree with
* Travels at half the speed limit and tends to linger between lanes
An automobile that:
* Is valued at less than $1000.00
* Is covered with more than a dozen bumper stickers preaching an ideal you disagree with
* Travels at half the speed limit and tends to linger between lanes
by AbnormalBoy April 23, 2004
Get the bumper thumpermug. by george stephans October 21, 2004
Get the bumper stickersmug.