beach bro 

a guy who goes to the beach and wears a backwards cap, shades, and throws a football around on the beach with the shirt off, or a sleeveless shirt. Sometimes they will intentionally miss a catch so the ball lands by girls and they can flex their muscles to them.

Hey bro, you wanna go to the beach and be beach bros tomorrow?We'll totally pick up chicks

beach bro by brotime July 27, 2010

bro porn 

When two or more males satisfy their carnal desires together.

"Yo bro I got some SICK porn for us to jerk it to later"
"Oh hell yeah! Bro porn!"

bro porn by caboosesusty April 24, 2017

earring bro 

A male friend who splits a pair of earrings with you because you both have only one pierced ear.

Guy 1: These earrings are awesome, but they’re $20 and I only need one...
Guy 2: What if we split the cost and I take the other one?
Guy 1: Great idea! I’m so glad I have you as an earring bro!

earring bro by RapscallionRobby May 14, 2020

bro thinks he’s hikaru 

A person who thinks that he is hikaru nakamura, often trying to premove in chess but accidentally hangs their queen

Person 1: Lol watch me premove a mate-in-23
Person 2: Bro thinks he’s hikaru

bro thinks he’s hikaru by eutrophication April 25, 2023

bro's zum with it 

When bro is "zum" with it.

A colloquial idiom similar to the phrase, "what the fuck is bro yapping about".

Can also be used randomly in any context as a filler word or as a compliment.

"bro's zum with it", is also a prime example of a non-sequitur comment.

Bzcutz: "bro summited mount Zum walked down and summited again."

Cfucutz: "bro was born in Zum Zum city and walks over mount Zum to the Zum Zum restaurant to eat Zum food."

Rwcutz: "bro's zum with it."

bro's zum with it by AS English Emissary September 14, 2023

Revive me bro, I got Ray Gun 

You gotta revive him he got ray gun

Nathaniel: Don’t Go Down Chris

Chris: KID IM DOWN ALREADY

Nathaniel: Bruhhhhhh
Chris: Revive me bro, I got Ray Gun

Revive me bro, I got Ray Gun by NateTooSmoove January 13, 2020