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Person 1: What's that over there on the wall?
Person 2: I think it's Humpty Dumpty
Person 1: Oh no, it's just a Brayden
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Person 1: Oh no, it's just a Brayden
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He's the kind of guy who will convince you to break up with yo girl and then fuck her straight afterwards.
Will do anal unprotected and not clean his dick afterwards. Also cums on anything that moves. Probably has at least 17 different STD's.
Any with the last name 'Noake' are especially dangerous.
If let out of their cage, like honestly, for fucks sake whatever you do, gunshot straight to the head. Or face the fucking consequences. Fuck.
He's the kind of guy who will convince you to break up with yo girl and then fuck her straight afterwards.
Will do anal unprotected and not clean his dick afterwards. Also cums on anything that moves. Probably has at least 17 different STD's.
Any with the last name 'Noake' are especially dangerous.
If let out of their cage, like honestly, for fucks sake whatever you do, gunshot straight to the head. Or face the fucking consequences. Fuck.
1. Jason: "Bro check out that fuckwit over there trying to snatch that absolute 2/10."
Liam: "Lol what a deadset Brayden"
Jason: "Let's get the fuck outta here"
2. Brayden: "I once fucked this chick in the vagina once."
Everyone else: "Shut the fuck up Brayden."
Liam: "Lol what a deadset Brayden"
Jason: "Let's get the fuck outta here"
2. Brayden: "I once fucked this chick in the vagina once."
Everyone else: "Shut the fuck up Brayden."
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