blasticist

Sometimes used synonymously with #fartographer, a blasticist refers more specifically to a scholar of ancient farts. Among the most decorated blasticists of the late Victorian age was Ismael Afart. In addition to his published works on classical blasting, including his most famous, “Blasting Off in Ancient Persia,” he also left behind several volumes of erotic poetry in Arabic, which celebrated the beauty of the anus.

I went to Yale in the hopes of becoming a celebrated blasticist.

by trilliam turdsworth December 12, 2023

Brasting

(Bra-Sting)

Noun

Breast Sweat, or bra frosting

"Bro, after Jen and I got back from the beach, I saw her brasting. Totally hot.'

by Brasting July 6, 2024

Breasticle

A boob (or boobs) that resemble a scrotum or testicle.

"That chick has one manky pair of Breasticles"

by hunglikeahorse23 December 26, 2024

Brassicaceous

(adj.) Of or related to plants in the family Brassicaceae (e.g. mustard, cabbage, broccoli)

(Of a flavor or odor) pungent, sulfurous, bitter, spicy, vegetal.

Synonym of cruciferous.

Person 1: Dude, if you're gonna rip ass in my car, you need to stop eating steamed turnips every day. I've gone through six air fresheners this week trying to expunge the odor of your brassicaceous flatulence.

Person 2: u hate meee 😭😭😭

by rouenne4kilo November 24, 2025