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Brandon

by vxudv October 21, 2014
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Brandon

An very angry kid who speaks fluent swearing. Enjoys misplacing his anger on things that no ordinary person would get mad at. Likely attributed to his probable small penis.
Brandon: "Do you have this Shirt in a Large?"
Store Clerk: "Nope, what you see there is all we have"
later on
Brandon: "I wanted to fuckin punch that guy when he said they had no larges, what an asshole!"
Brandon's Friend: "How is it his fault, he only works there?"
Brandon: "Fuck You"
by Schwarz77 November 25, 2011
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Brandon

A slang word meaning to ejaculate in an unordly fashion. In such a way that could possibly drown the targeted woman and or woman population.
by B-mizzy October 19, 2009
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Brandon

A midget dwarf wannabe who likes to run in fields of freshly mowed Grass to tickle his balls. Hobbies may include sucking the David's dick, stealing socks and base jumping off of street curbs.
Brandon, have you seen my socks?
Brandon: my precioussss *jerks off*
by Sniv-leaf September 21, 2014
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Brandon

The strongest person alive, he will knock you out first punch.
Guys be careful brandon is coming to fight us.
by jsjajfknsmcmdmwmsnncd February 5, 2017
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brandon

brandon is one of the most amazing guy you’ll ever meet. He knows how to make you laugh, and put a smile on your face for the whole day. he’s my favorite person. his personality, looks, and everything all together amazes me because he is so perfect. every single little thing he does keeps amazing me everyday and he is truly my soulmate. my everything. don’t ever doubt dating brandon bc he will change your perspective on anything. makes you see the world for what it is and helps you love yourself. he’s the type of person of not having good memory and very picky about his food. he tries to not make you uncomfortable on intimate moments. he makes you feel that special spark that you’ve never felt before, just like fireworks or rollercoasters. he is athletic and hopefully only loves one person forever.
i would love brandon even through an apocalypse.
by 2bv-sc9 April 22, 2023
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Brandon

A really sweet adorable cute guy who wont accept compliment can be arrogant and have deep conversation. He is very smart but doesnt really show it. Hes hot af very good looking with brown hair. Doesnt like it when people boss him around and can be oopsite sometimes like when he doesnt feel like it he doesnt want it when he wants it do it suddenly
Brandon is my best friend i could ever ask for he taught me things and hes hot
by Charlize0076 June 24, 2019
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