Brandon

by vxudv October 21, 2014
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An very angry kid who speaks fluent swearing. Enjoys misplacing his anger on things that no ordinary person would get mad at. Likely attributed to his probable small penis.
Brandon: "Do you have this Shirt in a Large?"
Store Clerk: "Nope, what you see there is all we have"
later on
Brandon: "I wanted to fuckin punch that guy when he said they had no larges, what an asshole!"
Brandon's Friend: "How is it his fault, he only works there?"
Brandon: "Fuck You"
by Schwarz77 November 26, 2011
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A slang word meaning to ejaculate in an unordly fashion. In such a way that could possibly drown the targeted woman and or woman population.
by B-mizzy October 19, 2009
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A midget dwarf wannabe who likes to run in fields of freshly mowed Grass to tickle his balls. Hobbies may include sucking the David's dick, stealing socks and base jumping off of street curbs.
Brandon, have you seen my socks?
Brandon: my precioussss *jerks off*
by Sniv-leaf September 21, 2014
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The strongest person alive, he will knock you out first punch.
Guys be careful brandon is coming to fight us.
by jsjajfknsmcmdmwmsnncd December 18, 2016
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Brandon: “i love titties
by brandonlovetitties September 29, 2020
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A boomer , by default. He doesn't use the correct your/you're almost ever, but his sister is really cool.
by dishwasHER420 November 06, 2019
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