An very angry kid who speaks fluent swearing. Enjoys misplacing his anger on things that no ordinary person would get mad at. Likely attributed to his probable small penis.
Brandon: "Do you have this Shirt in a Large?"
Store Clerk: "Nope, what you see there is all we have"
later on
Brandon: "I wanted to fuckin punch that guy when he said they had no larges, what an asshole!"
Brandon's Friend: "How is it his fault, he only works there?"
Brandon: "Fuck You"
Store Clerk: "Nope, what you see there is all we have"
later on
Brandon: "I wanted to fuckin punch that guy when he said they had no larges, what an asshole!"
Brandon's Friend: "How is it his fault, he only works there?"
Brandon: "Fuck You"
by Schwarz77 November 25, 2011
Get the Brandonmug. A slang word meaning to ejaculate in an unordly fashion. In such a way that could possibly drown the targeted woman and or woman population.
by B-mizzy October 19, 2009
Get the Brandonmug. A midget dwarf wannabe who likes to run in fields of freshly mowed Grass to tickle his balls. Hobbies may include sucking the David's dick, stealing socks and base jumping off of street curbs.
by Sniv-leaf September 21, 2014
Get the Brandonmug. by jsjajfknsmcmdmwmsnncd February 5, 2017
Get the Brandonmug. •Brandon means stateliness or leader.
•Nicknames: Bran, Branny, Branon, Don, Donny,
Looks wise he's flamboyant and has soulful eyes, and is shy. He routinely converts conversations into playful debates or comedy central. He is compassionate to a fault. Once you're in his good books, know he will always have your back. Brandon can be a bully at times...don't worry, it's his way of telling you he treasures you. He's incredibly smart too.
•Nicknames: Bran, Branny, Branon, Don, Donny,
Looks wise he's flamboyant and has soulful eyes, and is shy. He routinely converts conversations into playful debates or comedy central. He is compassionate to a fault. Once you're in his good books, know he will always have your back. Brandon can be a bully at times...don't worry, it's his way of telling you he treasures you. He's incredibly smart too.
by blu 🤍 July 22, 2022
Get the Brandonmug. Derogatory nickname for President Joe Biden coined in 2021 after a news reporter claimed that “Fuck Joe Biden” chants at a NASCAR race were “Let’s go Brandon”, the name of a Racer. “Brandon” has now evolved into an alternative name for Joe Biden
by SuperCraiger4000 July 18, 2022
Get the Brandonmug. Brandon is a loving, caring, and nice person. A Brandon normally has a Afro, a weird smile, and is light skin. But don’t let that fool you because Brandon is the most sexy/cute boy you will ever meet.
by Brandon Thompson November 10, 2018
Get the Brandonmug.