bruined

to be raped or to rape, a rapist is a bruin

Jake: Dhue, i was raped!!!
Donahue: Go bruins!

Jake: We got bruined with homework from our english teacher.

by scooter peyton October 27, 2011

Bruined

To have a potentially amazing experience or situation completely and utterly ruined by the lugheaded imbecilic bellowing fans of the Boston Bruins (or other Boston related sports franchises i.e. Red Sux, Nü England Patsies or Sellticks); to be crushed with a deep sense of loss and/or trauma as a result of the dimwitted monosyllabic grunting and brash chest thumping incessantly demonstrated by the conceited repugnant Boston sports cult followers indigenous, though in no way exclusive, to the Bostontoxicated Sulfuric Lakes Region of Eastern Massachusetts.

The Eddie Vedder concert in Providence, RI would have been incredible if it wasn't Bruined by all those Boston jackasses.

by Dr. Catalina Wine Mixer June 29, 2011

Braindick

Walking around like a cocky motherfucker showing off your brain like it is a big ass dick you are throwing in peoples faces.

That asshole has such a braindick

by krillia April 19, 2018

Braindeaf

The involuntary action cause by extreme boredom; aids in getting through long periods of time where you have no choice to endure it.

"Man, work was so freaking boring yesterday, I just had to go braindeaf though all 8 hours of pushing carts around."

by Bob Gnarly September 29, 2008

braineurism

1. An idea

2. A thought

Hey, I just had a braineurism. Remember when we were talking about that thing earlier, you could do this and it'd be a lot easier.

by logikality November 7, 2011

Brauned

When you are suspended or banned from partaking in an activity or game.

"Yo bro, did you get some action from Jenny last night?"
"No, I got Brauned"

by Yeppers243 August 31, 2013

Braided Laces

A super cool trend in which people tie the laces of their shoes (preferably boat shoes) by braiding the completed tie.

Dude, those braided laces are sick!!

by boatshoeslol June 26, 2017