Brazilian Massage

When a woman uses her butt-cheeks to massage a man's dick up and down; similar to a 'titty-fuck.'

She gave me a Brazilian massage before putting it it. It was hot.

by Anonym9 September 23, 2012

Brazilian Milkshake

when a man mixes semen and ice in a blender then pours it over his own body. then a naked woman licks it off in the midst of having sexual intercourse.

"man that was a cold brazilian milkshake i made for her last night."

by foxbox31 January 13, 2010

brazilian archbishop

A wrinkly uncircumcised penis on a waxed crotch.

At the nude beach there was a group of waxed old men. It was like a herd of brazilian archbishop's was walking down the sand.

by Wapos May 10, 2010

Brazilian Kiss

See: Australian Kiss.
The same as the Australian Kiss but you rip out all of her pubic hair first.

I would love to give that girl a Brazilian Kiss

by gymincognito April 20, 2009

Brazilian Rolex

The act of a female blowing a guy while deciding to flick his balls. When he goes soft, she wraps his dick around her wrist and asks him if hes seen her new watch yet.

Man that bitch told me that if I fucked her friend, she would give me a Rolex. I didn't know the bitch meant a Brazilian Rolex. My dick be hurtin like a mutha fucka!

by Brown Squared January 5, 2010

Brazilian Bowtie

To take a dump on your partners chest right around the neck area giving he/she a (shitty)Brazilian Bowtie

As Todd crouched over Maria he smeared a Brazilian Bowtie across her chest.

by Josh Spoon October 28, 2007

Brazilian Pretzel

something to call your friend when the conversation dies.

friend 1: i’m gonna go guys!
friend 2: okay, you brazilian pretzel

by pretzel, brazil January 5, 2020