Botecker

the politically correct word for the coolest person in the area or vicinity within earshot of hearing the word being uttered. It is never used by the Botecker or he automatically becomes the lamest person ever for the rest of his life

DUDE LOOK AT THAT BOTECKER!!!! i wish i was him...... =(

Dont you wish you were that botecker?

Botecker- Man im the Botecker up in this joint!!!
Random person- Not anymore
Lamest person alive(used to be a botecker)- awwww crap

by DRknockers1234 June 20, 2011

Bohemian Baptism

Bohemian Baptism is when you are doing a person from behind while her head is over the toilet bowl. A common rule is that the person needs to get their hair wet during the act in order to count and in other areas, the toilet needs to be flushed in order for the act to be complete.

"She was leaning over the toilet bowl when I gave her a Bohemian Baptism"

by Tracwoc December 23, 2014

bohemian bootycall

The act of taking one's cell phone and putting it on vibrate, then stick it in someone's anus, then call the phone.

My Ex-Girlfriend always liked having Bohemian Bootycalls...

by ifknloveswat June 12, 2014

Bohemian Rules (Ping Pong)

Bohemian Rules are a form of Ping Pong originating from the Islands of the Bahamas specifically Nassau. The game shares the standard rules associated with traditional Chinese Rules. The game is played with a focus on finesse, this includes highly skilled and highly acrobatic serves and returns. The two opponents play until 21. Once reaching 21 the losing opponent then calls for a win by two. with the losing player continuing to serve the players play until one of the two reaches a score of 22. Once 22 is reached by a player, the losing opponent then has the ability to call for a sudden death overtime which entails "next point wins." The winner of such point then is deemed the victor.

One rule that is less known, and often overlooked, is the backwards assist. when a ball bounces on a players side and the ball is propelled in the air, a spectator has the opportunity to assist. The spectator can aid the player by hitting the ball into the air allowing the player to hit the ball backwards (facing away from the table) onto the other side of the table. If the result of such hit causes the competitor who utilized the backwards assist to score on the opponent, they recieve one standard point and then two more for such a highly skilled maneuver.

"Hey do you wanna play some ping pong?"
"Sure, Bohemian Rules (Ping Pong) or Chinese?"
"Chinese! Bohemian takes way too much skill!"

by Jrawlz December 14, 2015

Bontemps

Another word used for good times in french

Bontemps are fun to have when you haven't seen family in a while

by _reallife March 14, 2017

Boteekus

A BOTEEKUS is a chunky wet hole that is used for bosquelching and must be disposed of when engaging in boshumping.

(Nim🅱️🅱️a): ***oh yah this is a FAt BoTEeKuS***
(Rum🅱️🅱️us): " yo nim🅱️🅱️a y u bosquelching in my basement with such a large BoTEEkuS!!"
(Nim🅱️🅱️a):"ok you caught me... it's a shame I will have to waste such a THiCC BoTEEkuS."

by just fucking end me please October 16, 2017

boetman

A Boetman (noun) is a brother who is loved by all his family, especially his eldest sister. One should never mess with a Boetman because he has special, brotherly powers. He can piss you off with one look. He can turn a frown upside down. He is, the incredible, the magnificent, Boetman Rossouw!

“Hey Boetman, we love you,” the sisters chanted.

“Fuck off,” he replied.

And they all laughed and laughed. Sarcastic assholes.

by Delicious Mauritius August 15, 2018