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Boob Distortion

The phenomenon that occurs when a woman wears a graphic t-shirt and the image on the shirt is distorted or stretched due to her ample bosom.
Girl: Damn, the circle on my shirt is now an oval thanks to boob distortion!
Guy: And that's a problem because...?
by Shunsui May 20, 2011
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Boob crotch

Damn, her boob crotch is 5 inches long

I call dibs!
by LorelaiGilmore July 31, 2016
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Boob Bang

A suitable replacement for titty fuck.
Do you see that sweet potato with the large boobs? I had inter course with her last night. The best part was the boob bang. She used peanut oil!
by Yamileth Flippyfloppy April 18, 2017
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boob cheek

When a girls boobs are large enough that a section of them are considered boob cheeks
I rubbed my boob cheeks in his face last night
by basil_thyme November 10, 2018
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Boob juice

She fed the baby her boob juice
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boob and tit torture

Jessica: "damn my doctor just performed boob and tit torture on me"
anon: "you sure he didn't just rape you?"
by TheMilkUrDadLeftForSince February 22, 2022
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Platonic Boob Licking

The act of licking another person's boob in a way that is non-sexual, often done in a "truth or dare" scenario.
E.g. I dare you to engage in platonic boob licking with her
by notasloth1234 March 28, 2013
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