A message board created by word MPMike \word when he was bored, it has now grown in to the literal Mecca for all 4 of the world's Tanooki worshipers. It is also a gathering place many of those that wish to associate with the strange Tanooki cult-like members.
When a Man (through much effort) inserts his flaccid penis, folded in half, inside a womans ass. Then allows it to get "Hard" while slowly unfolding into a Springing Action.
A mythical board that is supposedly designed for use when one goes to mung. (It's great for absurd substitutions in just about any Beach boys songs about surf boards.)
A mythical tool used to decipher message board posts made by a person who is speaking to one individual person about something only the two of them understand....both of whom, ironically, are usually tools themselves. The goal of the tools is to hopepeople wonder what they are talking about. The tools can only be thwarted by a decoder ring tool.
Oh bless my stars, another incoherent post by the ancient one....I MUST know what it means! Now....where did I leave that message board decoder ring....