Leaf Blower

Some one who spreads their drama to others. They talk about their problems with everyone & also like to spread other peoples drama around.
“I know, I avoid people like her, She’s a leaf blower, I don’t need that kind of drama deal in my life”

“She’s a dirty leaf blower spreading rumours like that”
by Sapio Peach July 30, 2022
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Leaf Blower

A highly selective diagnostic tool for identifying mental illness manifesting in passive aggressive behaviour.

In the susceptible user casual experimentation rapidly becomes highly addicting in the face of obviously infuriated neighbours or family members.

Addicted users experience waves of euphoric release and fantastical notions of relevance as they feel themselves impinging upon the peaceful mindset of their victims.

Ironically it is the users who suffer most from the relentless high decibel exposure. Immediately after using feelings of power blend with even greater internal rage in an often explosive and confusing cocktail of emotions, beyond the users surface level comprehension.

In the past lawnmowers were frequently abused in a similar manner, but the addiction was self limiting as the grass did not immediately grow back to where it had just been, thus invalidating the moral pretext for destroying other peoples happiness.
I am using the leaf blower because I am a hard working person who is therefore morally superior to you, even though I am plainly a psychopath
by Simple Simon met a pieman March 18, 2023
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leaf blower

when you smoke weed and right after you give someone a blowjob
Bro you fuck with leaf blowers

damn she’s sick! is she a leaf blower
by brie12031 May 07, 2018
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Bush Blower

The act of doing oral on someone who has long pubic hair
"Shit man, I never knew Ryan was such a Bush Blower! "

"I'd never be a bush blower, it's naked or pass for me."
by Pphptcr55 December 27, 2019
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hobo blower

Guys who give hobo's blowjobs for a living.
Me: Hey did you know brian is a hobo blower.
Friend: eww gross.
by azazel March 17, 2014
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cream blower

i ate a giant pancake with whipped cream and the whipped cream blowed out of my mouth, my friend called me a “cream blower!”😂
wow johnny! that was a big cream blower there!
by meeeekkkmoooop September 28, 2020
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Wisconsin Snow Blower

Basically 69 but both people start with snow in their mouths.
Wanna pound some Milwaukee’s Best and then I’ll give you a Wisconsin Snow Blower?
by WisconsinSnowBlower December 20, 2021
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