Falcon Cock Block

1. To break every rule in the book of man and completely stop a person or persons from achieving sexual intercourse.

"Hey Matt Let's take these fine ass bitches back to our hotel."

"Dude I would but the gate guard won't let them on base."

"Dude we did we just get Falcon Cock Blocked?"

"...yeah..."

"Epic..."

by ṰỐḇẎtheὮ March 14, 2009

Future Cock Block

Future Cock Block (FCB) is a term used when another male tells a perspective female something that will forever destroy his chances with said woman. Anytime in the future when the man tries to hook up with the woman, he will be denied.

"Dude, I told Jackie you slept with some random fattie. She has a b/f now, but if she's ever available, I think I've future cock blocked you."

by Recipient of a FCB January 29, 2009

Cock Block bitch

One who prevents someone from sexually scoring on them.

Emily was with taylor, and taylor went for some action, and emily cock block bitched his cock.

by dfghdfghdfgdfgdfgdfgfg April 11, 2010

philosophical cock block

When you've come up with a great idea only to realize someone else came up with it before you

"I was about to post my definition for masturbae when I found out that someone else already created one. What a philosophical cock block!"

by Dr. Dob Doblinson March 17, 2015

Mormon Cock Block

Right before you stick your dick in a young man wearing a white shirt and a black tie and pants walks in and slaps your dick with the Book of Mormon

I just got Mormon Cock Blocked last night, and my dick is still sore

by losers_is_me July 5, 2019

Car cock blocked

When you're trying to speed on the highway and some asshole blocks your lane driving at or under the speed limit when they don't have to. Especially frustrating when the road is completely traffic free except for the guy ahead of you

Driver: Fuck!

Passenger: What?

Driver: I'm trying to get to class on time but this mook just cut me off going way too slow

Passenger: You just got car cock blocked

Driver: Feels bad man

by mr.snruB November 15, 2010

cock blocking the party

The act of killing the vibe of a party or event.

"Dude, the police sure were cock blocking the party at Mardi Gras this year."

by EveryManAKing February 9, 2010