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blizzarden

When it snows really really hard!

also when your eating a dairy queen blizzard
damm guys its blizzarden outside!!
by walterhobbs January 7, 2010
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blizzard bottleneck

When a game that is many years old can be played at the maximum settings, yet still plays poorly at times due to a bottleneck with the engine or server.
M: The frame rate is phenomenal, but why are you still lagging? Where is your cape, did it not load yet?

B: Nope, that's a blizzard bottleneck.
by Hardagain January 5, 2011
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blizzardering

its blizzardering outside

look how its blizzardering in the north pole
by GSJK November 28, 2010
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blizzard conditions

The act of making a womans face so white with semen it looks like she went out in "blizzard conditions"
Hey check out jen. I jizzed all over her face and it looks like she went out in "blizzard conditions".
by pboudreau13 May 3, 2014
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blizzard hands

a person who is unable to perform simple work-related tasks. They perform their job as well as they would if they had two DQ Blizzards stuck to their hands. a lazy, unreliable employee.
Man, Sally didn't sign off on the tasks she completed. What a blizzard hands!

Dang it, Henry couldn't even do his assigned work today. That guy is a real blizzard hands.
by TBell Bonus April 17, 2015
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blizzard of ahhs

When 5 or more guys cum in a girls face at the same time producing a white out effect on the girls vision.
The whole football team had their way sexually with Jenny and finished her off with a Blizzard of Ahhs so bad she couldn't see clearly for a week .
by StainsandSmears April 18, 2018
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blizzard

a severe snowstorm that lasts over 3 hours. a blizzard can cause fallen trees, burst pipes, roof collapses, etc. if there is a blizzard, don't forget to keep warm, stock up on food, and make sure to have tools to clean up after the blizzard.
girl one: it looks like a blizzard out there.
girl two: don't forget to dress warmly, it will get pretty cold.
girl one: I know. I am all stocked up on food and have all the tools I need to clean up afterward.
by TheSmartOwl March 1, 2019
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