Kentucky Blender

When someone helps one poop by sticking their fingers in their ass, spinning them around, and stirring it up like a blender.

I couldn’t shit last night so Martha gave me a Kentucky blender.

by Bamphs muffin top September 26, 2022

Dick Blender

An act in which a sex partner gives you a blowjob with braces on

My girlfriend gave me a Dick Blender last night

by Dylan the proud November 11, 2013

blender bollocks

blender nonsense, meaning nothing works properly in this god damned software

example 1 :

I give up on this whole blender bollocks. Nothing I try works, all these tutorials are full of shit and all of these little add-ons, they make you install, don’t actually appear or work. You’ve clogged my computer up with shit and wasted my time all for nothing. I just wanted to create simple NSFW things because I had loads of good ideas but they’ll never come to light until somebody makes a real tutorial and a real app that can actually make 3-D stuff. Fuck all of you

example 2 :
***** - Man blender bollocks strikes again, im so devastated...

****** Someone said cocks?

***** - Cabbage

**** - What is wrong with these people smh my head

*********** Oh hi ****, i just wanted to say i love you so much, you and *** are so talented

by blender stan May 21, 2024

blender boy

a long lanky bean boy

damn son, your such a blender boy

by urmum.cuMm June 1, 2018

blender in cock!

1.a big dick.

2.Someone high on crack

Why,jimmy is a blender in cock!

by Wilierfredboi October 28, 2019

Frog in a blender

When a female partner carries syphilys, and is on her period engages in a a sexual act where a penis acts as a blender producing a green and red substance in the woman’s uterus.

Jane and Marcus participated in a frog in a blender.

by Horsecock489 January 1, 2025

Nigerian blender

The blending of Nigerian brothers. Like a Nigerian orgy.

Hey wanna have a Nigerian blender?

by 22 insane September 7, 2022