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Blender

When your buddy is giving you the good lovin and he hammers on your rim so hard and fast that it turns your poo to liquid.
Yeah man, Derek just gave me a blender and now I have massive diarrhea. Of, course, thats why I always have massive diarrhea. I hope Tracy doesn't notice the stain in my pants. She always gets pissed when Derek hits me with the BLENDER!
See also, jewdapp and hodapp.
by Sameer Butter Lover July 29, 2008
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Blundershoes

A word describing a confusing situation, or something that is so confusing it makes other words around it confusing.
I have no idea what the hell she just said...Her train of thought is very blundershoes...
by PoeticChaos(sam) May 6, 2006
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bedtime blunders

Getting caught masturbating while your roommate because of one shaking the poorly made college bunkbeds. The second most important reason why college students should have separate beds. The most important reason would be the story every college tells you about the star student/athlete that fell off the top bunk and got paralyzed and almost flunked out.
Fuzzy has bedtime blunders.
by Downvoting Victim January 18, 2006
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The Blender

First you shit in a girls mouth so she chokes on it, then give her a minute. Then you jizz in her mouth. Take the blender you have near by and blender the mix and kill her.
Friend: Why are you dressed for a funeral?
You: I gave my girlfriend the blender last night... you know how that goes!
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blender

Used in the game Gunz (www.gunzonline.com) to describe a sword fight where one guy is stuck in the middle and everyone slashes him up to pieces, like a blender
*guy1 gets slashed to pieces*
guy2:lol blender
guy1:I'm a person not a meat loaf :(...
by AGunZFan July 8, 2005
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blender

a party with lots-o-booze
"hey, you goin to the blender on new years?"
by chanel aim: drunk sincerityx December 9, 2004
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Bendersky

1. A person who resembles and/or dresses like Spongebob Squarepants.
That guy with the t shirt and jean shorts looks just like Bendersky.
by Evil_Inside September 28, 2006
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