Blender tender

A man or woman who purposely breaks other(s) hearts. Romantically.

Don Jaun was a blender tender

by Jiwoy Yomamah March 19, 2016

Bed Blender

When a girl does continuous 360s on your penis while you are laying on ur back until you cum. Then takes the cum and blends it and drinks it.

Person 1: What did you do last night?
Person 2: Me and my mans did the bed blender.
Person 2: Do you want some I brought it with me!

by Lalal Poopy 👖 April 04, 2024

In da blender

Can’t get right

Damn es bitch just caught me up.
Nigga you in da blender foe nem

by Yaego baby October 10, 2020

Beauty blender-ing

Beauty blender-ing is a phrase invented by the beautiful Youtuber and glam-girl Amber Scholl. Beauty blender-ing means that you are blending your make up with a beauty blender.

She is beauty blender-ing her makeup to the gods!
Oh, she need to do some beauty blender-ing.

by Amber Scholl admirer. March 01, 2017

beauty blendering

a person who is blending in their makeup with a beauty blender, but is not competent to do it right so they just assue they are doing it right. they absolutely have no idea what they are doing to their face

boy: damn do you see her face, that foundation looks wack as fuck
boy2: shit man, she must have been beauty blendering that shit
boy: she mustve, YEESH

by dannyedgeisdaddy July 03, 2017

Blenderred

The feeling of purity, relax and a clear mind.

"I've finished all my homework, I have no school tomorrow, nothing to worry about! I feel blenderred"

by whenwordsarentgoodenough October 10, 2015

Canadian Blender

When you stick your thumb inside a girls asshole and you stick your fist into her pussy and shake her like a smoothie.

If you don’t stop I’ll Canadian Blender your mom!

by Noahator April 15, 2020