Blender

A mother who doesn't STFU, and is always constantly bitching about something or annoying you in someway or somehow. A mother who is constantly nagging about something or complains over and over non-stop about random BS.

Blender is going off again. MY blender is blendering. I am so sick of blender. Why does my blender always flip out and complain. I hate my blender.

by Stevie-Weevie October 30, 2010

Turkey in a Blender

Slang for marijuana, commonly used on the East coast.

Yo bro, check dis turkey in a blender I just thiefed

by Bro November 27, 2003

hot blenders

a very physically attractive male working in a smoothie shop, called blenders.

Man, I really want another smoothie, so we can see the hot blender!

by Dani May 13, 2005

blenderplay

(n.) The use of blenders in autoerotic stimulation, usually involving external male genitalia.

Frank lost his testicles after an unpleasant bout of blenderplay.

by Paul Wilsoz! April 14, 2004

Bindered

An expression used after proving a woman wrong during an argument, especially a political one.

Melissa: I'm glad Romney won the election
Abe: Woman, turn on the TV. Romney didn't win
Melissa:umm..
Abe: you just got bindered.

by aC23 November 7, 2012

blended smoothie

When u give a girl a blowjob then start hitting her from the back while another dude shits in her mouth and another one sticks his hand in her vagina and yells "BLENDED SMOOTHIE"

Bro last night we all gave her a blended smoothie

by Duckslit100 December 2, 2016

poopy caca in a blender

Poopy caca in a blender
Poopy caca in a blender

Poopy caca in a blender

by I like cats 101 July 4, 2023