blurking

The act of getting a blow job and playing a video game at the same time.

Chad is blurking it out with Melanie right now.

by Blurking December 4, 2015

Barking

When someone says something in a foreign language and no one understands, can be used when talking to friends. Normally said with an Asian accent

"dude, what are you barking"

by SaintSuckIt December 7, 2015

barking for sharks

The act of vomiting.

Where did your buddy go? He's in the bathroom barking for sharks after that last shot.

by G@wordman October 23, 2017

Blorking

A mix of bluffing and working. When you're trying to look busy while not accomplishing anything.

Jim: Dude, I just blorked the entire time in the cure for cancer class.

Brian: Dude, I gotta work on my blorking skills, teacher caught me last class.

by willywonkaboi May 2, 2019

Barking spiders

The act of passing gas and then blaming it on tiny eight legged creatures living in the walls.

Wow did you hear those barking spiders.

by mmikmont July 1, 2019

Barking abbey school girl

A girl with big batty and front which gives head to boys to beat her high score these girls usually learn to give head by using brain licker.

Barking abbey school girl sumaiyah gave head to all the boys in year 9 and she saw it as an achievement.

by W.a.s.d. October 16, 2019

barking

going hella fast

dudes barking
nah mate, ill pass him next lap

by kebabtallrik69 June 11, 2020