Blandslide

An overwhelming amount of boring information forced onto an audience that could not possibly care less.

We sat through a four hour lecture on the history of lectures. I wanted to stab my ears with a pencil. It was a total blandslide.

by Reverend Homeslice February 3, 2012

Blanger

Hanjob

Gerald gave Henry a big nasty “blanger”

by Zimatoma May 28, 2018

air bangs

Colloquialism for "fireworks" created by Campers while emailing tim at work last Monday.

Also has secondary meaning (created later that evening) as a description of having sex while jumping up and down, also known as "air banging"

"WOW! i went with matt nad tim to let off some awesome air bangs the other day, they were really fun!"

"Dude! i got 7 air bangs last night and now my legs are killing me!"

by Graham Stubbings Esq. November 12, 2006

pootin' blanks

When you sit down on the can expecting to unload a large deuce but air farts are the only thing that comes out...similar to the phrase shooting blanks.

John: "Hey Dave, where are you?"
Dave: "On the can, about to take a huge slam!"
Dave's Butt: "phhhhht"
John: "Ha! You're just pootin' blanks!"

by fpa_2010 August 12, 2010

Idiot bangs

80s haircut where bangs are cut far back and short and abruptly curled under

Look at Susan what's wrong with her hair?

You know she rocks those idiot bangs

by Chltn8 July 1, 2017

brangsta

it's a brown gangsta...duh!!

yo arun and excoman are both brangstas

by excoman November 15, 2006

Blangel

N., a black or African American angel used for Christmas tree ornament.

An African American dressed as an angel

I bet you Kanye has a blangel on his Christmas tree

by W. Danger December 8, 2009