baby puncher

Something that causes extreme frustration. A level of frustration that would cause a person to punch a baby.

"This game is such a fucking baby puncher!"
"TRAFFIC IS SUPER BAD! IT'S A REAL BABY PUNCHER OUT THERE"

by gomer_the_sissy September 30, 2010

Baby Bung

A soft asshole, like that of a baby.

My dick was so comfortable when I fucked her baby bung, it could've spent the night in there.

by General Derpes September 15, 2016

baby browns

someones brown eyes.

Let me see your baby Browns babe!

by Evangelina June 18, 2018

baby rock

Not to be confused with an actual child or the genre of music, 'baby rock' is a noun and can be created by combining the terms "Slept like a baby" and "Slept like a rock," and is generally used to describe a sound sleep.

I'm so tired, I'm gonna sleep like a baby rock tonight.

by ava_exists June 21, 2018

Baby Dick Rick

When you talk the talk but can't walk the walk. This guy thinks he's a Shooter but is only a dribbler. A suburban outdoorsman who couldn't catch a 5lb bass with bucket full of worms. Likes to dwell in garages while smoking bogues with like minded individuals.

"Wow, that guy has been telling me he's a Shooter, but he comes off like a waterboy"

"Oh, yea, I should have warned you. That guy is just a Baby Dick Rick"

by Dorothy Valmont April 17, 2020

bridge baby

A baby born under a bridge and lives there to this day.

Gerry is a bridge baby - he doesn't belong here. *Here being anywhere outside of under a bridge.

by AKronym January 15, 2017

Unsolicited baby pictures

Pictures of babies often, newborn and not taken with any effort, sent without solicitation.
No one wants to see pictures of your baby, if we wanted we would ask.
Just don't.

"Did you see John had his baby ? He sent us some pictures on the group chat."
"I saw, I left the group immediately. It is not okay to send unsolicited baby pictures like that."

by anonymv January 30, 2021