Bellendery

Bellendery is the practice of displaying a complete lack of intelligent thought or consideration for others often resulting in inconvenience to others. The perpetrator is seemingly unaware of the cause and effect of their actions.

When witnessing such an idiotic act or seeing the resulting carnage, one might exclaim "What is this bellendery?!"

by MissTax February 12, 2024

bellend

Top of the penis, also a British insult. Basically the same as saying "dickhead"

Alex: Hey, did you see how Dan acted at the party last night?

Jamie: Yeah, I couldn't believe it. He was being such a bellend, especially when he started arguing with everyone for no reason.

Alex: I know, right? It was so embarrassing. I hope he realizes how out of line he was.

Jamie: Hopefully, someone talks to him about it. We can't have another night like that.

by whatisapseudonym104 June 24, 2024

Bellend

A stupid or annoying person that tends to be a man

“Ben Powell is a bellend”

by AP940 December 16, 2024

Belen

Belen the most beautiful person she has these dark brown eyes that just sparkle when u look at her she normally has dark brown hair that shines shes very heart warming and kind. She will be able to actually get you. Belen is very trustworthy and never tells secrets except, if its her best friend. Belen tells her best friend everything. People admire Belen and wish to be her.

Initials that have crush on Belen ::
A, C, D, H, J, R, T, K.

These initials are most likely to have a crush on Belen.

Trinity: "Belen is my best friend!"

Sarah: "lucky I would do anything ro be friends with a girl like that."

by Blean‼ May 24, 2025

Battenburg Bellend

If your a men and women/men like to give you oral sex and you enjoy and do it alot

My neighbour Dave must have a Battenburg Bellend as I've seen alot of different women coming from his house at night.

by Moo I'm a cow! October 30, 2012

bertie bellend

an idiot

"you see that guy cross the motorway without looking?"

"what a bertie bellend"

by southwalessniper July 6, 2012

Breel Beusenberg

This man is an absolute legend trapped in a human body. He has a dad called MasterORAC who drives in a big BMW and doesn't give many fucks, just like Breel.

Yo man do you know that guy Breel Beusenberg?
Yeah he's an absolute legend.

by Dankmemes222222 November 14, 2016