RIP THE BANJO

THE ACT OF RIPPING THE CONNECTIVE SKIN BETWEEN FORESKIN AND PENIS SHAFT. USUALLY OCCURS WHEN GOING TOO HARD DURING SEXUAL INTERCOURSE MOST COMMONLY OCCURS TO GENTLEMAN WITH THE NAME JACK.

HAVING A HUGE NIGHT OUT ON THE PISS WITH THE BOYS, THAT ALWAYS LEADS TO MULTIPLE FATTIES, BEERS AND PUNTS.

JACK "STOP! STOP! GET OFF OF ME!"

TYLER "WHATS WRONG WHY IS THERE BLOOD EVERYWHERE?"
JACK "I'VE RIPPED MY FUCKING BANJO YOU DUMB BITCH!"

"LETS FUCKING RIP THE BANJO OFF IT TONIGHT BOYS!"

by Mr. Prong July 14, 2020

Banjo

Someone who is very cool, athletic, fast, handsome, funny, not bland, and overall very good person.

That guy is such a banjo.

by shawtysdas September 2, 2020

Banjo

Absolute gimp, owner of notorious online sex pest ring "banjomemepages"

"Bro last night was so bad banjomemepages harassed my nan"

by T32EBANJO October 1, 2020

Banjo Pranks

When you prank someone in that Huckleberry Fin Tom Sawyer kind of way.

I would have had a great time in the country if it wasn't for all of those banjo pranks! Damn squirrels think they're so funny!

by Shenanigan November 21, 2017

Roll Banjo

The act of rolling back the foreskin when giving a blowjob to a male who is uncircumcised.

I gave Mark head last night and had to "roll banjo".

by Leggies March 7, 2018

eggy banjo

An eggy banjo is a sandwhich which consists of soft bread or a bun filled with sausage or bacon and a over medium fried egg. Upon biting the sandwhich, the pressure of the bread and contents will squeeze the egg causing it to burst and squirt it's yolk down the shirt of the sandwich owner. This immediately causes the individual to raise the hand with the sandwich to approximately shoulder height whilst frantically trying to wipe away the yolk with the other. The resulting stance momentarily resembles that of a strumming banjo player... Hence the phrase "Eggy Banjo"

Oh Dear, Joe appears to having an eggy banjo!

by Anotsoblandlife October 9, 2016

burnt up banjo

A hillbilly guy who has done drugs before and really tweaked out.

Ray: Did you see that hillybilly?
Allen: Yeah he was a burnt up banjo!!

by PatsKid25 August 13, 2016