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baltimore COUNTY

A county north of the city of Bawltimer that is completely useless except for its reputation as a "hotbed" of lacrosse and the annual Hunt Cup. The kids there think they have money, but that's only because they've only been exposed to Bawltimer city and county. When they grow up they get exposure to NYC and they see they're really just either white trash who's daddy couldn't hack it on Wall Street so he took a job at LeggMason, or they're the ugly jews who were ostracized in New York City so they had to come to Bawltimer to fit in.
An LSAT analogy... "BABYLON is to LEPER COLONY as MANHATTAN is to BALTIMORE COUNTY"
baltimore COUNTY by Rick Salomon September 21, 2005

Baltimore Basket 

When you shit in a plastic bag from 711 and throw it into active traffic.
That guy gave me the finger yesterday so I gave him the ol' Baltimore basket while I was at the crosswalk.
Baltimore Basket by Irukandji July 11, 2007

Baltimore Club Music 

Is music from Baltimore thats not originally theirs, It contains samples of other songs spliced together over a hyper fast synthesised beat,and is danced to like a faggot on ecstasy. The music is claimed to "go harder than D.C. GoGo" but doesn't.
Baltimore Club Music...

B-More Cat- Fuck ya'll D.C. GoGo (While dancing Faggotly on ecstasy to B-More Club)

DC Goon- Man Fuck you (While Beating his feet all over the B-more Club Music Faggots face while listening to GoGo)

baltimore eggroll 

to turn a shit covered condom inside out, fill it with the build of semen(smegma) tie a knot in the condom then microwave and serve as desired.
guy 1: what do you got to eat in the fridge?

guy2: if your really hungry i got some leftover baltimore eggroll from last night, its all yours.

guy 1:fuck you thats not an eggroll thats a condom full of shit and cum!, screw you!

baltimore club music 

Sound Waves that people in Baltimore call "music."
They tried to copy D.C. go-go and failed. Terribley.
D.C. shit on Baltimore and they mad cuz they aint us.
Person from Baltimore (listening to baltimore club music in baltimore): Mamasay Mamasa Mascua Yea thats my shit!! *does crazy legs (copying te beat yo feet style from d.c.)*
Person from D.C.: Nigga shut yo go go wanna be ass up!! *proceeds to steal ol boy from bmore in the face and turn on some crankin real music by BYB*

Shanique Alaze Monique: Maury, this is the 25th time I been on your show. I have to find Dijonay, Shareefa, Koronte and Jemkfpakdfj;aay baby daddies!! *sniffs and cries*
Maury: Where are you from?
Shaunique Alaze Monique: Baltimore, Maryland!!
baltimore club music by Dat Girl March 25, 2008

baltimore shift 

The act of freaking bitches with a rake.
Tj gunna give that bitch the Baltimore shift.
baltimore shift by Swagdaddy1234 December 14, 2013