Definitely not Carolyn or Simon’s personal yeast infection, but certainly a close friend named Andy or Ellen. A Ballsack-Randalson on the perineum is a sluffing/callused/rot that when clawed fervently swells and eventually resembles a scrotum cheeseburger. Both Carolyn and Simon referred to their poor friends mangina with a gagging incredulity as they made scoops out of both hands and with their fingernails at the ends dug upward and in from back to front as hard as it seems possible. Later I found out that they actually did have Ballsack Randalson. Photos at CarolynSimonEllenAndyDaveHeidi.com
I’d come with you guys to crater lake, but have you seen this (bends over and spreads cheeseburger like growth between vagina and butthole or scrotum and squirty respectively) it’s a Ballsack-Randalson and I’ll be flagging traffic with these scoop hands all night.
by ChonkerLude August 5, 2025
Get the Ballsack-Randalsonmug. Believing something you read becuase it's on the internet without seeing if it's from a verified account.
Did you hear that guy on ESPN say Tom Brady came out of retirement becuase LeBron texted him? That ESPN worker totally got ballsacked.
by TRMB1738 March 14, 2022
Get the Ballsackedmug. (noun)
An extreme psychological warfare tactic allegedly practiced by Bosnian forces during the Yugoslav Wars (1991–1995), wherein Bosnian soldiers would deliberately inflict severe pain or injury upon their own genitalia in full view of enemy forces. This shocking act was intended to demonstrate their unyielding resolve and disregard for physical suffering, creating a terrifying image of soldiers who were willing to go to unimaginable lengths for their cause. The tactic's sheer brutality served to instill fear and confusion in the enemy ranks, as it showcased a level of determination and madness that many found unnerving. Bosnian Ballsack Busting was also utilized as a mean to counter the Serbian Still Water Shoulder Press in combat, this was moderately effective.
An extreme psychological warfare tactic allegedly practiced by Bosnian forces during the Yugoslav Wars (1991–1995), wherein Bosnian soldiers would deliberately inflict severe pain or injury upon their own genitalia in full view of enemy forces. This shocking act was intended to demonstrate their unyielding resolve and disregard for physical suffering, creating a terrifying image of soldiers who were willing to go to unimaginable lengths for their cause. The tactic's sheer brutality served to instill fear and confusion in the enemy ranks, as it showcased a level of determination and madness that many found unnerving. Bosnian Ballsack Busting was also utilized as a mean to counter the Serbian Still Water Shoulder Press in combat, this was moderately effective.
Serbian 1"Damn, those Bosnians scared the crap out of me with their Bosnian Ballsack Busting!!!"
Serbian 2"I know, its so much worse than Brazilian ballsack boxing!"
Serbian 2"I know, its so much worse than Brazilian ballsack boxing!"
by BosniasProudestFighter January 25, 2025
Get the Bosnian Ballsack Bustingmug. Ballsack is a human sack located, between the right and left legs. The Ballsack has the right and left testicles in it.
by Kasper_100 July 11, 2023
Get the Ballsackmug. by StyreneOxide March 16, 2020
Get the Peekaboo ballsackmug. I have a big Ballsack
by You are a piece of moo Moo You November 9, 2022
Get the Ballsackmug. by Crabaids taste good November 24, 2021
Get the BALLSACKmug.