Bald Bear

Hairy naked mothafucka. ew

research bald bear in google. enjoy

by whosawhatsit January 12, 2012

Bald Olivia

Olivia is a person you know who goes by the name, Olivia. They are referred to as "Bald Olivia," if they are being an idiot, ballsack, or numpty. The bald in "Bald Olivia refers to not hair loss but something or someone being stupid, an example of bald is "OH MY GOD YOU ARE SO BALD HOW DID YOU MISS THAT SHOT."

"Olivia your such a BALD OLIVIA, why did you think having kids with a turtle was a good idea."

by Warlord Alfonzo June 30, 2021

bald peach

your mom lol

dude you have a bald peach.

by 劣等生だ January 25, 2019

Bald Eager

The act of shaving your genitalia in the anticipation of having a sexual encounter for a sexual encounter that never comes to fruition.

"I shaved for her and all we did was makeout! Total bald eager"

by PeezyWeezy April 22, 2021

Bald strawberry

An irritated penis head resulting from a rough dry humping session.

Me and Shania hooked up last night, and dry humped so hard on the couch that I woke up with a bald strawberry.

by Websterman January 29, 2016

bald monkeying

When your talking to a guy with a buzzcut and looks like a bald monkey wearing glasses and they keep on flirting with you for three months and you tell them you have feelings for them then they reject you because he's talking to someone else but he only talks to you and you go back to being best girl and guy friends than he keeps on flirting with you

Yeah jake is bald monkeying with me so i might just block him on snap

by emilyisveryhot June 4, 2023

Bald Balls

Smooth and not saggy. When a man is unable to grow any pubic hair or shaves his balls so often they have no hair.

Woman 1: I slept with Jon last night and he has such bald balls!

Woman 2: I heard he's already going through male pattern baldness!

by Herr Magie July 3, 2022