blitzed

something that you have eaten recently that has given you diarrhea

ts bacon blitzed me up vro

by ichibuns October 1, 2025

Blitz

To go through a portal, usually rashly or hastily. To rush into a situation blindly. A good way to end up in the blinds.

"That new waiter blitzed through the door to the kitchen and ran straight into a cook carrying a dished of bananas flambé."

by Zed Numar July 18, 2021

blitz

Someone who is cancerous and abusive. It is recommended to avoid any contact with someone using the name. They are likely to abuse and hack you.

"That hacker dude is so rude. He's such a blitz."

by UnknownPokemon13 November 21, 2016

soccer blitz

soccer blitz.

soccer blitz.

by Debskelly1985 May 10, 2023

Get blitzed

Almost the same as get lit but referencing being drunk. (Let’s get lit) (let’s get blitzed) blitzed is being really drunk while having a great time. (Not to the extent of blacking out) But a really good drunk.

“Bro my dads at the strip club getting blitzed this is to funny”
“Let’s go get blitzed and shoot on some baddies”

by Himothysnickett July 26, 2024

blitz

an anger-inducing and luck-based gamemode

Playing blitz pushed me into a mental breakdown.

by andrew4043 August 2, 2021

be on blitz

When yo ass is gonna be on fire

“Yo you want chips ? They gonna have yo ass on blitz”

Your butt is going to be on blitz

Blitz meaning on fire

by Yeeyeekayyy January 5, 2020