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Average

Hayden is average
by Tihmyy June 6, 2019
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Average

Average means normal. Average is always at the medium mark, it is not too much neither too low.

Here are the things that an average person does in his lifetime:

Go to school
Graduate from college
Get a girlfriend
Get married
Get two kids (a daughter and a son)
Get his kids graduated
Live a normal life.
David:Jessica do you think my personality is charming?
Jessica:Nope, I think your average.
(David didn't come to high school tomorrow neither the day after.)
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socially average

I'm a socially average kid, Ma'am!
by PositronWildhawk73 June 23, 2016
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Average

(Adj.) A 5’9 guy who is decent looking, moderately athletic and is only funny by quoting movies and being loud.
The average guy’s tinder profile said that he was 5’10, that he almost played basketball in college if it weren’t for the tendinitis in his knee and all his quotes are from Anchorman 2.
by Average Rob October 24, 2019
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Average ass Big tits

she has an average ass big tits
Ofc she’s a taurus, i’d still hit tho!
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Law of averages

A water ingression problem
Water wont rise above 1m. Law of averages innit
by anonymous January 14, 2021
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Average Joe

This term is used for people who really don't have anything going in their life, or look the part of an uncharacteristically ordinary person.
"He's just an average Joe. All he does is go to work, eat and sleep."
by Dr. Rizzmeister June 7, 2023
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