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autistic unicorn

a sexual position where the top will take a dildo with a suction cup and put it on their forehead and stringing up the bottom up in the air and head butting it into whichever hole they choose
i did the autistic unicorn on my boyfreind
by rumpleforeskin54 July 19, 2025
mugGet the autistic unicornmug.

mad autistic vibes

when a festival-head has ingested a large amount of a psychoactive substance that leads them to lose all linear train of thought and turns them into an absoloute-fuck-hole during sets as well as around the festival grounds. you do not want to be around these types of people, since mad autistic vibes are a highly contagious airborne pathogen that infects those that are within in a 5m radius
Brandon: "Bro where is Diplo!? Dude, we NEED YOU, FIRE UP!! I think we might have to grab another beer boys"

Jason: "Damn bro, we might have to".

Chad: "Hommiiieeeeeee, fire B, fire"

Jack: "FFFUUUUAAAAAA!!!!!"

Bystander: "Wow, they have signs of mad autistic vibes. I wasn't ready for this"

Brandon: "No one is"
by Jourtson October 16, 2018
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Dirty autistic

When you use a can of chili as lubricant while banging an autistic midget.
Dude, you totally forgot to bring the shredded cheese when i Dirty Autisticked that chick last night.
by Blaster jjj February 12, 2024
mugGet the Dirty autisticmug.

autist

a person who is acting sus and makes you uncomfortable.
he always moans in class. he is such an autist.
by niggalodeonwithoutlodeon April 22, 2022
mugGet the autistmug.

autist

your talking about my brother right? haha yea, he´s just an autist. Dont worry about him
by K_WILL April 11, 2022
mugGet the autistmug.

autistic crackbaby

when your so bad at something you say your as bad as an autistic crackbaby
johnny sins: "man i cook like and autistic crackbaby"

mia: "yeah we know"
by fagsterbation November 28, 2023
mugGet the autistic crackbabymug.

autistic zayd

He always watches dog videos on his school chromebook.
Guy: Omg that guy is watching dog videos
Girl: OMGGG he is an autistic zayd
by xxaxxmaxx May 31, 2023
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