Left Lane Autism

When someone continuously drives in the left lane of a highway below an acceptable speed oblivious to the obvious social cues of being passed on the right. The driver will also fail to make eye contact or acknowledge the multitude of vehicles parading by.

I was stuck behind this guy with left lane autism for at least seven miles. I watched him get passed by thirteen vehicles including two loaded dump trucks and a piece of farm equipment.

by BellsBeach50 July 20, 2023

autism

aaleem hussain

shit up aaleem u probs have autism

by aaaallleeemm November 28, 2021

Acing Autism

stimming from the group of people who originally used this term to spread awareness of the people who have autism being quite obnoxious and toxic this refers to a human who is "acing" the embodiment of a low functioning autistic individual who cannot function in society or is acting like a person with down-syndrome.

look at the kid over there he clearly is acing autism isn't he?

by she' the forsaken April 17, 2021

Autism

Rana

"Have you heard of the autism spectrum?"
"Yeah! You're talking about @schizoritual, right?"
"Hell yeah!"

by ruuuuubi January 7, 2024

Righteous Autism

A form of autism which contains only it's most advantageous qualities.

With Al's righteous autism he was able to manage 5 wives and his job.

by BenAllan November 3, 2018

Autism Bragging

Conspicuously highlighting 'neurodivergency' or autism or 'being on the spectrum' to an audience for personal gain.

Often used by those who are high in status and want to contrast their success with some form of hardship in order to get more credit or acclaim, or to appear as some sort of savant not affected by crass social movements, social contagion, or faddish popular opinions

There is Bob autism bragging again to investors to try to get more money for his hedge fund.

by Human Peacocking February 25, 2024

Autism

Basically the meaning of retard. No one with autism should be understood because theyre all retarded.

user1: hi friend
user2: hii

user1: i have to tell you something
user2: ofc bro
user1: i have autism
user2: fuck you im unfriending you bye retard

by VAXRO February 22, 2024