Optical Assault

When someone meat gazes the hell out of you.

You: I was taking a shower after working out at the gym the other day and this dude kept staring at my package.

Friend: Damn, you were the victim of an optical assault!

by Herbalicious September 28, 2008

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textually-assaulted

When a person is being bombarded with an excess of unwanted, unwarranted, and generally annoying text messages.

Dude, you sent me like 40 messages in a row; you textually-assaulted my phone. Stop.

by fatsouliman December 15, 2014

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Rug Assault

It's been a road comes out of nowhere and all of a sudden attacks you and you feel like oh my God the rugs all over me.

That guy is so hairy I feel like he might do a rug assault.

by LeoSin March 15, 2025

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 26, 2025

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An Assault Rifle is a rifle has an option of (Select Fire) and shoots an (intermediate cartridge) like 5.56x45 or 7.62x39. Usually having a magazine capacity of 30 rounds.

BTW AR15 stands for Armalite Rifle 15 often mistaken for Assault Rifle 15 by politicians.

ATF on phone: ATF what your emergency

Liberal Karen: My NaIgHbOrs GoT An AsSaUlt RiFle 15

ATF: does he have a dog

Liberal Karen: what

ATF: just wondering

by WarFather August 8, 2023

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by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 3, 2025

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