anti-nap

An hour or two of wakefulness sandwiched by two periods of sleep. Most are wrongly worried when this happens; it was however the historical norm. The practice quietly died out with electric lighting.

Person 1: You get some last night?
Person 2: Yeah, during an anti-nap.
Person 1: A wha-
*Person 2 smacks the ignorant.*

by Egotheist September 8, 2014

anti-ging

The anti-ging is essential the ginger savior. For those that are souless he enlightens. He is marked by the one sole ginger beard hair. But there is an extent to his power, he can only redeem the souls of women gingers and has to sleep with them. For the jugarnut blasts away their souless heart and births a saved ginger

some guy -Dude so is your cousin going to go to heaven now that shes saved.
other guy-Yeah I called up the anti-ging and saved her.
Some guy- awesome man.....so when am I going to hit that?

by A simple man w/simple pleasure October 26, 2014

Anti pregnant

When you’re on your period

Me: yo bish
Friend: I’m dying

Me: are you anti pregnant rn
Friend: yes guuuurl

by Dontgivejeremythepotatos January 6, 2018

Anti-Goyism

Discrimination against people who are not Jews.

Not being allowed to say "Marry Christmas" is an example of Anti-Goyism.

by GoyimKnow May 8, 2020

Anti-Autodestruction

When blind, mindless devotion is so strong that even the most blatantly egregious, offensive and INTENTIONALLY self-destructive behavior cannot diminish support for a political candidate.

Holy shit, I've had affairs with porn stars and paid 'em off to keep 'em quiet, insulted war heroes and veterans, openly supported white supremacists and fucked-up conspiracy theories, suggested people ingest cleaning agents and take unproven medications as a treatment for a pandemic, that I knew was horrific but repeatedly downplayed, basically fucked up the entire economy and lost of thousands of lives because I supposedly know more than the medical experts...what will it take for them to get a clue that I don't want to be President?
Well, sir. It would seem that you've created a diehard cult of Anti-Autodestruction. Perhaps if you start a war...

by YAWA September 12, 2020

anti-pimp

a man or a woman who protects someone from a prostitutes pimp for avoiding paying.

You gonna call your pimp? Go ahead, my anti-pimp is on his way.

by tobaccoforrester October 26, 2009

Anti-vaxxer

A particularly stupid brand of conspiracy theorist who believe watching a YouTube carries the same weight as a medical degree.

Sherri is an amazingly stupid anti-vaxxer. She even believes in chemtrails!

by Sherri Tenpenny October 10, 2015