by Rasticmonster June 5, 2018
Get the Coconut cookiemug. 1. When a male is engaging in intercourse with a female, and wishes to ejaculate in his partner's mouth, however releases too early and ejaculates on her chest.
2. Dropping off dirty dishes on the bar in a gaming room instead of rinsing them in the sink and putting them in the dishwasher.
2. Dropping off dirty dishes on the bar in a gaming room instead of rinsing them in the sink and putting them in the dishwasher.
I was with Ben last night and he wanted to blow in my mouth, but the bastard came too early and gave me a lazy coconut!
by Adam Hopkins. March 6, 2011
Get the Lazy Coconutmug. by Sidewhore January 30, 2018
Get the coconut blowmug. Verb
1. The act of making oneself believe or imagine that one's possessions are better than they actually are.
2. The act of trying to convince others to believe or imagine that one's possessions are better than they actually are.
3. The act of banging two halves of a coconut together to simulate the "clip-clop" of horse hooves in such a way that it allows one to believe or imagine that one is riding an actual horse.
1. The act of making oneself believe or imagine that one's possessions are better than they actually are.
2. The act of trying to convince others to believe or imagine that one's possessions are better than they actually are.
3. The act of banging two halves of a coconut together to simulate the "clip-clop" of horse hooves in such a way that it allows one to believe or imagine that one is riding an actual horse.
Frenchman: "Who goes there?"
King Arthur: "It is I, Arthur, king of the Britons, defeator of the Saxons! We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights to join me at my court of Camelot."
Frenchman: "What? Ridden on a horse!?"
KA: "Yes."
Frenchman: "You're banging coconuts!"
KA: "What?"
Frenchman: "You've got two emply halves of a coconut and you're bangin' em together!"
KA: "No..."
King Arthur: "It is I, Arthur, king of the Britons, defeator of the Saxons! We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights to join me at my court of Camelot."
Frenchman: "What? Ridden on a horse!?"
KA: "Yes."
Frenchman: "You're banging coconuts!"
KA: "What?"
Frenchman: "You've got two emply halves of a coconut and you're bangin' em together!"
KA: "No..."
by Col. Gentleman November 28, 2010
Get the Banging Coconutsmug. The infamous guy who wrote the song "Pinacoladaburg" which got ripped off by Jimmy Buffets song "Margaritaville".
Coconut Pete's reaction, "That son of a son of a Bitch!"
Coconut Pete's reaction, "That son of a son of a Bitch!"
There is the island man Coconut Pete, pours himself a shot of tequila, there's a little place called pleasure Island, boy would I like to feel ya
by Hungoverballsack June 21, 2015
Get the Coconut Petemug. by The Flesh Rocket July 20, 2017
Get the coconut meatmug. Dried pieces of ejaculate that you scrape off a girls breast after you titty-fuck her.
Usually "coconut chips" are consumed by your partner after you have scraped them off her breasts.
Usually "coconut chips" are consumed by your partner after you have scraped them off her breasts.
"Last night Jackie let me titty fuck her, and ate the coconut chips afterwards."
"My favorite part of the pearl necklace is eating the coconut chips afterwards."
"My favorite part of the pearl necklace is eating the coconut chips afterwards."
by Nancy_Grace March 22, 2015
Get the Coconut chipsmug.