Term for someone who is open-minded enough to adopt an untenable theory (often some kind of crackpot conspiracy), yet close-minded enough to reject all criticism of that theory. The combination of echoing empty space and solid, impenetrable plastic makes rational communication impossible.
I tell you, this Illinois lottery result proves that Obama is the antichrist. You're wasting your time arguing with me, I have a plastic empty head.
by Face of a Clam August 12, 2010

It's when you wake up with morning wood, then proceed to sneak in on your girl while she is taking a shit and titty fuck her hoping to shoot your load on her tits before she can complete the dump.
Frank came in this morning and tried to empty the chili bowl all over me this morning, it was disgusting because I had a bad case of diarrhea.
by SR&AB October 1, 2010

by ZaconForLife November 2, 2017

When your bladder is empty until you are in a situation where you cannot use the restroom at which point your bladder is so full you have to urinate worse than you ever have. Also applies to getting comfortable in bed.
Didn't have to pee until I got a mile down the road and the empty bladder paradox hit me and I felt like I was gonna pee my pants.
Got hit with the empty bladder paradox as soon as I got comfortable in bed.
Got hit with the empty bladder paradox as soon as I got comfortable in bed.
by Insanity_dark August 26, 2013

by mistress of munchies March 14, 2005

The state of a woman's asshole after an intense anal sex encounter. The anus itself looks like an empty eye socket, hence the appropriateness of the name.
by Rookadelphian February 18, 2005

The correct word to scream before throwing an empty drink or bottle, followed up by a loud YEET as you're throwing the object.
by Good Job Volvo September 30, 2017
