Last night, Bill picked up that Latvian waitress with the beard and totally Amish log flumed that hairy bitch.
by Mark W. Howell, Esq. September 7, 2009
Get the Amish Log Flumemug. by Rubber Tramp July 27, 2015
Get the Amish Bay Leafmug. Steve-o: hey Toby i got a Amish Potato Basket last nite from my girlfriend!
Toby: how was it?
Steve-o: Awesome!
Toby: how was it?
Steve-o: Awesome!
by Jmace August 4, 2008
Get the Amish Potato Basketmug. .Adj.
A person of high cholesterol levels, which results in a high population of germ spots on the face. Caused by excessive eating (munching). This is very popular in the London-Wembley area. This can not be treated, once you have it, thats it.
U may start getting large spots all over your face/bottom/and genital areas. This is more severe for females. For More information please visit www.im-a-fat-crack-whore.co.uk
A person of high cholesterol levels, which results in a high population of germ spots on the face. Caused by excessive eating (munching). This is very popular in the London-Wembley area. This can not be treated, once you have it, thats it.
U may start getting large spots all over your face/bottom/and genital areas. This is more severe for females. For More information please visit www.im-a-fat-crack-whore.co.uk
by Timbaland November 3, 2003
Get the Amish Zavermug. Much like Ghost Sex but swapped genders andgay
As a female tell your man you want to have sex “Amish Anal Style” meaning you would do anal sex but through a hole in a sheet, but first he must “go into the bathroom, put on a button down shirt and a straw hat while you get ready; speaking during sex is frowned upon”
During the time your man is “getting ready” you can use a gay friend to hide under the sheet.
You will then go watch your man go to town on your gay friend’s butt hole, as he climax knock on the window and let him know he’s been Amish Anal Apparitioned
As a female tell your man you want to have sex “Amish Anal Style” meaning you would do anal sex but through a hole in a sheet, but first he must “go into the bathroom, put on a button down shirt and a straw hat while you get ready; speaking during sex is frowned upon”
During the time your man is “getting ready” you can use a gay friend to hide under the sheet.
You will then go watch your man go to town on your gay friend’s butt hole, as he climax knock on the window and let him know he’s been Amish Anal Apparitioned
by Officer Sunshine Thunderpants February 14, 2020
Get the Amish Anal Apparitionmug. An act performed after human feces is frozen, as in a frozen stanley or a frozen francis. Two men then put opposing ends of the frozen turd in their rectums and proceed to "rock" back and forth, attempting to reach assgasm before the poopy melts.
Jacob: Dude, did you see those two guys over there in the corner?
Mike: Yea man, it looks like what we did last night with that frozen piece of shit.
Jacob: Yea, that was one sweet amish rocking chair.
Mike: Yea man, it looks like what we did last night with that frozen piece of shit.
Jacob: Yea, that was one sweet amish rocking chair.
by cool mr poopface May 5, 2007
Get the amish rocking chairmug. When having sex with a woman who is lactating, collect a glass of her breast milk. Place your woman on her back with her legs in the air and pour the breastmilk into her vaginal canal. Procede to FUCK her straight down as though you are churning butter. When the milk curdles, wipe it on a piece of toast and feed it to your partner.
by Kam!kaze February 12, 2007
Get the amish butter-churnermug.