Avoid

How to avoid many things in the world:

1)Anal
A)While in prison don't bend over to pick-up a bar of soap, get someone else to do it
B)Don't pick up a transexual on the way home from a bar or strip-club, it'll be very painful
C)Dont be GAY!!!

2)Ugly people(In general)
A)Don't pick-up any ugly chicks unless your that damn desperate
B)Don't walk into them, they may have cooties(lol)or Herpes or any STD's known to mankind
C)Just dont talk to them

3)Death
A)Don't walk into a fucking highway and stand there(that goes out to Joel)
B)Don't get high on heroine and pist drunk and grab a shotgun, you'll end up blowing your brains out
C)Don't call a black-man a nigger
D)DOnt go swimming with fat people(Like Fidel) he has man boobs
E)Dont go to any fetish clubs, their quite painful, besides their stretch your balls to your feet

4)Listening to music you hate
A)Don't go to any concerts that you hate, unless your going to go on stage rape the guy on the spot and burn everyone alive
B)Bring your own MP3, Ipod, or Discman, it helps turning off the world outside
C)Don't watch Much Music, it only plays fucking Hip-Hop and Rap nowadays

Avoid all the things above to survive in the outside world

by Mr.StoneFace May 14, 2005

alondo

noun•
tall cute gay boy, cocky, and thinks he is the shit

You should be like Alondo

by Dee Maycashh September 23, 2016

alidar

Very cute but sometimes dumb as hell and can be a careless person. Puts no emotions on anything whatsoever. A very good friend, will help you to get over your girlfriend. Likes girls named Yana.

Alidar: OMG!!! Look at this girl she is so cute!!

Boy 1: Yeah I know, her name is Yana.

by Akapn-Tokpan Turar-Gaziz October 11, 2019

no whining/whimpering aloud

But you ARE "aloud" to do kvetch silently.

I hate da "no whining/whimpering aloud" rule --- it makes no sense! What good is non-verbal complaining if nobody around you know dat you're unhappy, or what you're unhappy about???

by QuacksO December 12, 2019

Angela and Alondra

Angela and Alondra are an power couple, they like to sit next to each other in Spanish class, goalssssssss. they like to talk about anything and don't pay attention in class <333

I saw two girls in class, giving much Angela and alondra vibes

by Stephen_jej November 2, 2021

avoiderd

An avoided nerd. Isolates ones life in an enclosed area to hide from life's social encounters.

Gloria your so white you look like a ghost, get outside and make friends instead of watching harry potter you avoiderd!!!!!!!

by business June 17, 2005

Alondra Leigh

She is beautiful and smart and .. cute. And mine.

Penis obsessed.

Unicorn obsessed.

Is the perfect girlfriend/bestfriend/wife.
Someone youd want to spend your whole entire life with.

Future baby mama to kyles littles.

precious.

alondra leigh .

goregoeoeoesoes.

beautiful.

horny.

by .. kyle . October 31, 2011