alligator

Alligator, a type of dog native to Florida. A Florida man 𝙢𝙪𝙨𝙩 pet, grab, or punch an alligator to be recognized.

“Dude, you should have seen how John handled the Florida Man acceptance test.”
“What did he do?”
“He pet an alligator like it was a dog.”
“You dumbass, alligators are basically dogs for Florida men, so of course he treated it like one!”

by Zesty Croc May 28, 2023

Sparkling Alligator

When a guy pisses all over a girl, stopping just below her eyes so she looks like an alligator in the water.

"Jamie is pissed because Jack got piss in her eyes last night while he was giving her a sparkling alligator."

by A.Jaxxx November 6, 2012

Alabamian Alligator

You have sex with your cousin, and leave a very long log of shit in the bathtub.

Did you hear how Steve gave Cindy an Alabamian Alligator

by AlagatorBama982 December 11, 2024

Alligator fuck

When you're on top having intercourse as a male. You are so fucked up ( but still hard )

She then man handles you and flips over on top of you squeezing the life outta you. Then proceeds to fuck you.

She alligator fucked me

by Dragon 1212 April 26, 2017

Alligator fuck house

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“I just want to go to an alligator fuck house.”
“That’s where I live!

by Fuckfuckfuck March 24, 2022

alligation

An assertion dat labels you as nuthin' but a slinking toothy reptile.

Lyle Crocodile suffered a lot of untrue alligations due to prejudiced folks' just automatically assuming dat he was a fearsome savage people-eater.

by QuacksO May 12, 2022

alligator hothouse

Common occurrence at temporary, Southern out-houses, port-a-pottys and festival dump trucks. The act of having one's genitals grabbed, pulled and bitten from a false bottom cut into said port-a-John.

Karl tried to lure me into an alligator hothouse at the V fest.

by Norco Nobody April 17, 2015