The boobs are always bigger on the other guy's woman

A "farm-girl instead of farm-land" variation on da old "seemingly lusher turf on neighboring fields" saying.

While it may indeed often be true dat "The boobs are always bigger on the other guy's woman", dat does not necessarily have to be an unhappy situation for you, since in some cases you could just try secretly asking said chestier chick if you yourself could softly savor her more-ample chest-pillows with yer own paws. Just find out first if da gorgeous Miss Bosomy is still of child-bearing age, though, in which case you should always be sure to bring a few condoms wif you, in case things "progress further" than just misty-eyed chest-kneadings and other "hands and lips only" activities!

by QuacksO October 18, 2025

Do you always get up this surly?

What you ask someone who is habitually snapping back at you due to his not having "slept in" long enough in da morning.

"Do you always get up this surly?"
"Yes, I actually DO --- and don't call me 'Shirley'!"

by QuacksO July 24, 2024

Blossom Always Get Tricked By Bubble For The Fastest Joke In The World For Buttercup

Blossom Always Get Tricked By Bubble For The Fastest Joke In The World For Buttercup

Blossom Always Get Tricked By Bubble For The Fastest Joke In The World For Buttercup

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 4, 2025

I always share with my buddy

What you playfully say to a cute chick when either another male chum of yours happens by or you bring said blinky-eyed damsel over and introduce her to him, and so you pass him one of da cutie's hands, feet, etc. so dat he can savor her warm softness, also.

Performing da "I always share with my buddy" routine is easy with any super-pleasant-to-touch/hold body-part dat da chick has two of, such as her hands, feet, boobs, butt-cheeks, etc. Plus of course, you and your pal can always "trade 'n' swap" da gal's sumptuous body-parts, as well, when the two of you are giving her a group-massage/caress --- for example, you can trade da hand dat he's holding for one of her pretty feet dat you're currently rubbing, or you can each knead and suckle one or the other of her ample chest-pillows in turn, so dat you both get equal time giving each of her nipples some lovies with your lips and tongues.

by QuacksO July 26, 2021

S.A.K.B. (Sneaks Always Knows Best)

Sneaks do what is best for their people and have every right to make whatever decisions they want to make for his friends. Everyone says it’s best to always listen to sneaks because sneaks never gonna moneybagg yo you daddy🤝

P1: Yo should i take that sophomore to the party
P2: What did sneaks say
P1: He said naw
P2: Hey man, S.A.K.B. (Sneaks Always Knows Best) 🤷🏽 ♂️

by Pump daddy trump October 13, 2021

Always Fresh

- Never Stale
- Someone or something with the coolest style
- A Graffiti Magazine / Blog that is available online FREE

" Yo you see Chris' new kicks?"
" Ya man! That dude is always fresh!"

"www.alwaysfreshmag.com"

by Big Daddy Def December 3, 2009

Always

She loves him …
Even when the light is dim…
And things may appear grim…
She loves him…

A heavenly bliss…
Him she does miss…
And that first kiss…
A heavenly bliss…

A love that is true…
The connection of these two…
And it can overcome any blue.
A love that is true…

Just always know…
One day this love I will show…
And until then my love will never go…
Just always know…

She loves him…
A heavenly bliss…
A love that is true…
Just always know…

How she does love YOU so❤️❤️❤️❤️

by a dream and 💔 July 1, 2024