Jesus Band-aid

What someone needs after getting a bad burn or the like.

1. -"You're a whore"
"Wow, that hurt so bad I need a Jesus Band-aid"

by somerandomname January 5, 2009

Kool-aid

1) Cheap and tasty flavored drink
2) Yo bitch

1) pass that kool-aid nigga!
2) Get off my kool-aid motha fucka!

by MrGrinch August 7, 2003

Kool-Aid kids

An advert chain by Kool-Aid from the 60's to promote their highly inaccurate and racist commercials featuring "Kool-Aid kids". They usually visit other countries, and they are unhappy since they don't have kool-aid. They say: "Kool-Aid, Kool-Aid. Taste great. Wish we had some. Can't wait..." Then they show a small clip of their family (actresses) drinking kool-aid and smiling to it.

Kool-Aid kids: Kool-Aid, Kool-Aid! Taste great! Wish we had some, can't wait!
Racist stereotype of an Asian: Hi, Kool-Aid kids! We're very wise! Son by people be suprise!
Kool-Aid with epicanthic folds (asian eyes): Kool-Aid, Kool-Aid! Sooo great! Once you tried it, no fun can't wait!

by someunfunnyguy69 June 9, 2018

Minnesota Kool-Aid

When a girl mixes you a drink comprised of what appears to be red Kool-Aid. In reality, this is a mixture of water and menstrual blood. Drink up!

Lance Armstrong: Sheeeit I only got one man pebble. At least I got this Kool-Aid.
Sheila: Sorry Lance that's a Minnesota Kool-Aid!
Kool-Aid: OOOOOOHHHH NOOOOO.

by Yohan Pino March 24, 2009

kool-aid incident

An episode of anxiety, outrage, anger, or extreme stress where one could potentially go through the wall, as would the Kool-Aid man himself.

Wow, did you see Mikey flip out? He really had a kool-aid incident!

by Frank E. M. White September 2, 2006

Colorado Kool-Aid

Coors Beer, brewed in Golden, Colorado.

Wally, who has no sense of taste, bought a case of Colorado Kool-Aid.

by Cap'n Bullmoose May 6, 2005

Band Aid

Something only mom's have readily available.

<injured person>Has anyone got a band aid?

<his buddy>... a what?

by Teh Deputy November 25, 2003