Abercrombie Girls

Abercrombie girls wear Abercrombie and Fitch clothing and have predictable personality traits:

Pros: Hot (Generally), Easy (Generally), 50/50 Some are nice, Dumb (Good and Bad), You have to be skinny to wear that shit. If you're rich, easy to shop for you know where to go...

Cons: Shallow, Unfaithful, Dumb, Expensive, Fake, Materialistic

Go for the drunk Abercrombie girls at a party, but don't ever date one.

Guy 1: Damn that girl over there is fucking hot...
Guy 2: Yeah, just another one of those Abercrombie girls...
Guy 1: What does that mean...
Guy 2: It means don't get attached dumbass but go hit that shit!

by Darren McInerney August 8, 2007

Abercrombie and Fitch

Abercrombie and Fitch is a store that, ironically, advertises their highly-priced clothing with shirtless men. This suggests that if you buy their products you will look like the model who works his abs for hours each day. Sadly, buying an Abercrombie product will NOT make you look like that model. Buying Abercrombie (A&F) clothes makes people feel hot and prestigious, even if they're not.

Popular products include:
1. Jeans with lots of tears in them.
2. Shirts and sweatshirts with a moose on them.
3. Clothes that boldly say "ABERCROMBIE" or "A&F" or some other advertisement for the company.
4. Regular clothes like tank tops, jackets, jeans, bathing suits, scarves etc. They can sometimes be cute. However, none of the clothes products are particularly interesting or eye-catching. There are no fun patterns or colors, and nothing is unique.

Important Note: Abercrombie was recently sued for only hiring based on looks: slender, fake-tanned, white, pretty, athletic type (etc) young adults. The idea of A&F is to attract customers with the hot people who ring up your purchase or unlock the dressing room for you.

Thought of a guy driving by an Abercrombie and Fitch billboard: "WOW. That man has killer biceps! If only I shopped at A&F more often, I'd look like that hot model, and get all the chicks."

by Zosia May 30, 2006

Abercrombie

Chain of stores all over that practically everybody who's ever been outside knowns about. Pretty much advertise their clothes. Screaming "Abercrombie" on every shirt, jacket, pants, shorts and bag they've ever sold. And if it doesn't say Abercrombie, then it always prints the deer logo on the outfit. Always overpriced for nothing. If you're ever feeling slutty, just come on over to Abercrombie. They have shorts so short, makes you feel like you're just wearing lingerie. And somehow, they manage to fool all the thirteen year old girls who by their clothes from the store that probably sells 50 of the same shirt in one single store.

Brittany: OMG hi Haley! Lets go to the mall..DADDY! DRIVE US TO THE MALL AND BUY ME SOMETHING..
At the mall..
Brittany: Ok. Lets go to Abercrombie..
Haley: Totally
Brittany: Wow...love what they did to the place! I'm gonna buy this whole rack..
Clerk dude: Miss that will be 589 dollars. Thank you.
Brittany: Put it on my daddy...
Britanny's dad: You sure you want to get these? It's only three pairs of jeans, two jackets, and four shirts..pretty expensive huh?
Brittany: Oh no daddy..its top quality handmade clothes made into perfection. It is flawless and a dream come true.

Brittany is quite deluded.

by inSANE sh[a]w[n] May 8, 2008

abercrombie

a store. jist like every other fucking store on the planet. who gives a shit wut everyone says if u like it shop there. it jist so happens that a lot of people that shop there have huge ass heads and are very bitchy thats all. but thats not everyone dam people have got to chill and stop hatin.

dude: i went and bought some clothes today at abercrombie
other dude: cool

by joe123456789 April 25, 2006

abercrombie

a preppy store that degrates women with shirts that say "who needs brains when you've got these!" written over the chest. they also sell thongs to small children in order for them to become teenage sluts as early in their lives as humanly possible. Porno is also used to lure it's customers to buy their catalogs. Congrats on ruining america's youth!

10 year old girl: Omg, so at school i totally bent over right in front of Chad so he could see my new thongs from Abercrombie and he totally purposely rubbed against my butt when he walked past!!!
Other 10 year old girl: Omg no way! I totally wish i could fit in their thongs! To bad they only go out to size M.

by Reedah August 29, 2006

Abercrombie and Fitch

Store that became infamous because they won't hire minorities and for creating a t-shirt that set back the Asian American movenment 100 years.

Person 1: Hey have you seen that A&F Two Wongs make it white shirt?
Person 2: Yeah, that's some racist ass shit. What's next, a guy with a queue pulling a rickshaw?
Person 1: (sarcastically) Haha, racism and ignorance is hilarious.

by noise June 16, 2005

Abercrombie & Fitch

Bad clothing store which used to be off the charts back in the day. They actually used to make things in the US and sell cool camping equipment and high quality clothes and guns too. Now, it's crap clothing produced by unfair outsourcing and used as a tool of teens who think they're preppy and hot to lord it over on their peers. Brooks Brothers dressers are actually TRUE preps and Brooks is still made in America, partially, unlike A & F. (And no the Marianas don't count!) Ezra and David roll over in their graves every time someone walks into Abercrombie and gets blown out by the overpowering music and otherwise un-oldfashionedness. Also, they have bad customer service, and the clothes aren't cut for big girls on purpose, and they rip. They are CRAP!

John bought a button-down oxford shirt from Abercrombie & Fitch in 1981. It still looks good today. He bought a similar shirt in 2008 and it was in shreds by 2009, so not even Goodwill would accept it.

by GoldenFleece39 April 10, 2009