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African Meze

When a non-English speaking Sub-Saharan has sex with a white woman and accidentally sticks his penis into her asshole, like a Meze in a dip, upon which her shock sends him into a state of lingual confusion and he runs away in a followed by a progression of furious clicking noises
I slept with a Kenyan guy the other night. He must have skipped dinner because when we were having sex he mistook me for an African Meze!
by PersianCarpetShop May 1, 2023
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Africans motawbus

The scientific term for "jungle fever". Highly contagious and seems to be spreading rapidly among the white female community
I just spent the week in the jungle attempting to find a cure for Africans motawbus
by Rlg424 July 25, 2015
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African Tan

Wanting to get such a dark tan that you blend into the night sky.
Man, my company is firing all the whites here. I better get an african tan to make sure my job is safe.
by The real ninja of CA January 25, 2018
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African Butterface

The process of mixing your feces and smegma and pressing it against your partner's face as they lay down.
Guy 1: Did you hear what Bailey did yesterday?
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1: They gave their partner an African Butterface last night.
Guy 2: What the fuck?!
by Buttman Guttman October 25, 2020
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True African

An african that thinks he/she is a true african when he/she really aren't, but they are actually a True Antarctican.
Mohammed Eisa is a true african.
by Soccerboygamer April 18, 2022
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african excitement

The feeling you get when you are eleven years old and you recieve a lynx africa gift set.
He really got african excitement when he opened the present!
by Lololumps December 29, 2016
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