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adult nap 

the act of falling asleep while giving someone a hand job

or

another way of referring to sexual intercourse
"Yesterday after lunch I took an adult nap with my girlfriend and made it halfway to 3rd base."

or

"Honey, let's go take an adult nap before I pick the kids up from school."
adult nap by Lazy Meat March 17, 2010

Adult Conversation 

Sometimes this may describe F**king orally and Most of the time involves seduction.
Hot Girl: Hey big boy, wanna play?
Guy: uuuhhh,,uhhhhh
*girl touvhes guy's ****
Guy: OOOO!! OKAY!!!

Stalker: Man, This Adult conversation turns me on.
Adult Conversation by darkzr April 30, 2009

Adult Playpen

Often found in a house with between 3-6 roomates within the age limits of--eh, 18-24..in a living room with too many couches. Take two of the couches and push them together face to face making a giant couch playpen. You get 4-6 people inside of the adult playpen and because it's so cozy and also a little difficult to climb out of, you end up spending hours inside just hanging out and being lazy. Perfect for hangovers and recapping the night before. Snacks and smokes welcome
On New Years Day,all I want to do is get breakfast then hang out in the adult playpen watching movies all day.
Adult Playpen by Maebe January 7, 2011

adult groomers

Despicable men whom on social media websites such as twitter target attractive women, direct messaging and befriended their target and then proceeding to use various techniques intended to maninpulate the woman into giving the groomer nude photos of herself.

In some circumstances adult grooming is illegal, such as in the case of grooming persons whom are mentally ill or mentally disabled.
Trutherbots are adult groomers.
adult groomers by AnonDoxy July 9, 2018

adult vigrin 

a man who's peepee never touch anyone else's peepee
ur an adult vigrin xd

Adult child 

Someone who is an adult (over 18) but still displays child-like features and characteristics. They feel as if they still are a child and don't want to grow up yet, spirit wise.
Johnathan and Samantha would rather play video games and go go-kart racing than go on sit-down dates at fancy restaurants. Thus, they are adult children.
Adult child by KingKidnem September 16, 2017