Reed

A man who gets literally zero bitches!

You wouldn’t want to be named Reed, he gets no pussy!

by Maverckk May 1, 2022

Reed

someone who doesnt read but is super hot like a jock. every girl likes him.

Girl 1 "omg look at Reed"

Girl 2 "hes so cute"

by Rosie bro March 13, 2022

Reed's Law

The person who names a thing is often more powerful than the real discoverer.

"The person who names a thing is often more powerful than the real discoverer." - Person A
"I call this reed's law" - Person B
"That person just got reed's law'd lol" - Person C

by CallMeKor December 27, 2021

Douglas Reed

A badass with a handlebar mustache and undeniable aura

You need someone to re-arrange your guts? Call Douglas Reed. I’ve only heard good things.

by veggiebowl04 July 18, 2025

walter reed middle school

everyone vapes and fucks in the bathroom like bro ur in 8th grade chill the fuck out

dont go here 2/10

i hate walter reed middle school the teachers are mean and everything is beige

by userna.me_tak3n May 10, 2023

Reed

Not a prostitute, she is a fine lookin woman who makes money legally.

Guy 1: Hey look! It’s Reed!
Guy 2 (Who’s dick is absolutely massive): Yeah! She’s not a prostitute!

by Mailliman June 19, 2022

reed mike

He is a sex god with the hands of the gods.

I screamed Reed Mike more harder don't stop daddy.

by Bigmike26 October 30, 2020