Reed smith

The ultimate vape burglar. This man cannot be trusted even if it’s with a penny. This man is like a magnet to electronic cigarette devices, specifically cherry ice. If you have any belongings I would not advice you alert reed about them because he will take that information and do everything in his power to get them in his sticky fingers. He is a class A liar, with 3 scholarships to the FBI. if you ever are unfortunate enough to come across reed smith, say a prayer and run for the hills because he will take your vape and lie about it until the end of his days.

“Hey reed do you still have my cherry ice vape? I gave it to you 10 minutes ago.” Says Aly, “no, this one is mine I haven’t seen yours” Reed Smith replies. See you in hell lying pig.

by Ashy lyn October 24, 2020

Reed

Loves men and can’t stop sucking dock. He is gay and homophobic at the same time. Super annoying and never gives a fuck. Always wants to have sex with men and sexually harassed his hockey team. He loves someone named Dylan.

Stop being like Reed

by Djifbfjcjxnndnxbxj November 22, 2021

Reed

The most sexiest boy ever. The dopest motherfucker. When you see a him butt naked in your kitchen makin bacon thats a REAL man. When hes in the shower wearing your girlfriends robe thats a a true reed. When you see him eating yout girlfrieds baby daddy brothers ex girlfriend’s ass thats Reed. If he has a husky slightly cracking voice constantly making you uncertain about your sexuality (male or female) thats reed.

“Check that old man with his dick in a box”
“Oh thats just reed”

by DATBoiWithHisDickInABox December 9, 2018

Ethan Reed

Fat and gay

Did you see Ethan Reed
Yeah, he’s fat

by Totallytrueright December 6, 2019

Reed Elliott Lewis

short black kid (Supposedly) he would some call him a B-O-A-T-E-R. I found out he hangs out with freshmen but has a posse that follows him around maybe reed is more dangerous then ryans mom after all.

(ryans mom out benched him in the weight room)

by FAT TOM September 4, 2003

Reed

The male equivalent of 'Karen'

Omg, he just asked to talk to the manager AGAIN? He's being such a Reed.

by Q.o.t.B September 19, 2020

a reed

a person or people {reeds}, who ae amazing and wonderful

"hey reeds how are you this afternoon"
"wow you are such a reed"

by enbyfrog January 28, 2022