melvin

a person who is a total nerd during the years 1998-2002

these guys are such Melvins

by @mrkulci August 24, 2018

Melvin

A front wedgie. Only achieved on girls.

"Dad, that mean girl in gym class gave me a Melvin today!"

by Snarts September 6, 2018

Sticky Melvin

When you melt a snickers bar between your butt cheeks and then immediately put the same snickers bar in between your partners butt cheeks.

The wife and I did the Sticky Melvin last night

by Ridiculosophy August 9, 2022

Melvin

George’s pet python she used to scare off kit

George threw Melvin at kit

by Didgrueisiavdjddksh August 14, 2022

Melvin

George’s python used to attack kit

George threw Melvin at kit

by Didgrueisiavdjddksh August 14, 2022

you did a melvin

In the years leading up to 2022, Melvin Capital made bets against key stocks within the USA stock market, after retail investors noticed inconsistencies with the stock, specifically the huge short position that Hedge Funds (including Melvin Capital) had accrued. Retail traders realized that these positions would at some stage need to be bought back so they independently decided to buy up the stock.

Melvin Capital essentially went bankrupt due to some very poor decision making and lack of proper risk management.

The phrase "you did a melvin" was coined in 2022 to indicate that your lost money, or made bad decisions which affected you negatively.

Jeez Kenny - you did a melvin on that trade huh?

by !Gary Gensler August 17, 2022

Milky Melvin

To squirt breast milk on to someone's underwear and then give them a wedgie.

Did u see that guy last night that got milky melvined? How embarrassing.

by Methium Webster's definitions August 19, 2022