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Alberto Martinez

A man with no green card and loves to cross borders like Michael Jordan making a slam dunk. Stay clear of this man he is full of horny energy. He also looks like a Justin Bieber Spic
girl1: hey have you seen alberto lately?
girl2: Who hasn’t all he does is talk to me and he never leaves me alone about his stupid shoe designs.
Alberto Martinez : Hey guys wanna talk even though i’m very aware you don’t want too.
by cheesy bacon October 16, 2019
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Mariana Martinez

If you have this name we here at urban dictionary are very sorry for you. Mariana Martinez is a person who will most likely choke you out for fucking existing. people usually shove her into a locker like she was a piece of meat hitting a cutting board. This person will usually look like a wet piece of moldy sausage. If you know a person with this name shove her into a wall like a fucking sack of potatoes
boy1: Hey look it’s Mariana Martinez

boy2: yeah you wanna fucking punt her across the hallway

boy1: you know it

Mariana Martinez: hey guys how are you

*gets kicked across the hallway*
*dies*
by cheesy bacon October 17, 2019
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Leon Martinez

a fat nibba that sweats cheese and cums ketchup, he will kill you by collapsing your lungs from sitting on you. He fucked the tsar bomba in the ass nigger nigger
by ffdsfdsfdsfsdf October 22, 2019
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Miguel Martinez Zaragoza

Niño pendejo de pene chico normalmente 3 cm cuyo función principal es chupar pitos o tener pepinos en el culo. Envidioso con todos sus amigos y odia a los pedros. Le encanta tener pito en su boca.
Ese we tiene el pene como Miguel Martinez Zaragoza
by Nosetudime November 22, 2021
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victoria martinez

the most beautiful hot babe ever so sexy so freeky love it.
thebabe i don’t have a family to do this anymore but i’m is telling us that he’s not gonna to earth day lol i lol i love you babe love mommy love
the most beautiful shorty in the world enjoys being breedable

the most bae
the most
ever
did you hear victoria martinez is actually submissive and breedable?????!!?!??
by heart_alexraklover323 September 15, 2021
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Wendy Martinez

The most important girl in my life and I would do anything in the world to see her happy.
by Tjc104 October 18, 2021
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Yara Martinez

Yara is the most beautiful person in the world. She is a very talented actress who supports lgbtq+. She is most known for her role as Luisa on Jane the Virgin.❤️
Person 1: Who is Yara Martinez? You are always talking about her.

Person 2: Yara is my crush!😍
by powdered donut June 4, 2021
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