Dusty Book

A Woman's Vagina

Last night I met up with Ellen to revise and I got my head right down into her dusty books.

I went to eat her out and it was like a pile of dusty books

by ChalkyF June 5, 2010

Dusty Dragon

While fucking a senior citizen from behind, you set his/her oxygen supply on fire during the climax.

Timmy's Grandma received severe burns while filming a Dusty Dragon scene.

by Fearless Freak July 13, 2019

Dusty Deal

An event that takes place that was super sketchy and you would rather never have the details discussed with your friends. You do not want the dust to ever be "brushed" off this story. The scenarios in which a dusty deal can take place are essentially limitless. A dusty deal is likely to occur after a night out with friends at the bars when attempting to pick up members of the opposite sex, who are typically less than good looking.

Guy #1- Hey, Mike did you take her home last night?

Mike- It was a dusty deal, I don't wanna talk about it.

by Ron D. March 13, 2014

Dusty Uncle

A dance in which your arms go limp, you lean your head back and flail your torso left and right. Made popular by Dane Cook.

The crowd chanted with glee, Do the Dusty Uncle, Do the Dusty Uncle, Do the Dusty Uncle.

by VaguelyVaginal May 13, 2010

dusty wrinkle

A pussy that has not had a good fucking in a while!

That chick hasn't been fucked in over a year her snatch is like a dusty wrinkle

by A.a.ron t man December 27, 2014

Dusty Pineapple

Prolapsed hemoroidal anus, due extensive anal sex, sprinkled with powder sugar (or coke).

Last night I gave my beloved spouse a Dusty Pineapple.

by jonwah November 15, 2017

Dusty Wagon

Dusty Wagon: Noun - Euphemism for a post-menopausal woman whom one either intends to, has had, or will have sexual intercourse with.

"So I took this cougar home last night only to find out she was a dusty wagon."

"Dusty wagon?"

"She was a dry ride...."

"Ouch."

"Chapped shafts all around bro...."

*tear rolls down eye*

by rocket_cat October 22, 2014