someone ( typically a family member ) who turns up out of the blue when they hear a relative is dying & start pretending to be their best friend, stealing possessions, getting wills changed, misdirecting and confusing other relatives by starting arguments, acting aggressively and hiding information from other equally as important people to the soon to be deceased.
As soon as Aunty Mo got her diagnosis, the coffin chasers sprung straight into action! It was textbook! following their tried & tested methodology to ensure they got as much as they could - they hadn’t seen Mo in years - but when you have their eyes on the prize it’s hard to stop a real coffin chaser - you can be sure a true coffin chaser will always win the day. It’s an art form !
by TheSatisfiedCustomer December 19, 2023
When you force your girl into your dead grandmas coffin at the wake, then proceed to throat fuck them
by Spitonitagaingrandma October 13, 2018
by Granny Apple 33 January 22, 2021
Matt:“What’s taped to Bobby’s hands Josh?”
Josh: “He’s attempting to finish the Coffin Seller!”
Matt: “🤯”
Josh: “He’s attempting to finish the Coffin Seller!”
Matt: “🤯”
by Andrew Katchel November 20, 2021
by anonynym271 June 01, 2022
When a group of people/friends are all "dying" metaphorically (going through a rough period, emotional distress, burn out, etc ) but bonding through the experience or simply acknowledging the vibe of the whole situation. AKA vibing in the coffin together.
A: Wow, everyone's been stressed out recently. I wonder what's going on...
B: Yeah. At least it's a coffin party.
B: Yeah. At least it's a coffin party.
by josieposie91 October 16, 2022
an influential icon, believed to be an extraordinary specimen, an artist with a vast amount of universal knowledge, constantly diving in the elements of reality. Young coffin represents the teen angst and prosperity of this current generation and will live on spreading positive vibes n shit 24/7 lol.
by coughin October 17, 2019